Ik ben als droog als het Sahara net nu. Maximus naar de redding!
I am as dry as the Sahara right now. Maximus to the rescue!
Quotes
A man should kiss his wife's navel every day.
Nell Kimball
And the dish ran away with the spoon. But Hawaii was the only state which recognized their marriage as legal.
Jane Lane
Daria
Bigamy is a game few men can play or win, unless it involves siamese twins.
Garth, marriage is punishment for shoplifting in some countries!
Mike Myers
Wayne's World
Free Speech, Media, and the like
Any book worth banning is a book worth reading.
I once stole a pornographic book that was printed in Braille. I used to rub the dirty parts.
Woody Allen
Bananas
Love affairs have always greatly interested me, but I do not greatly care for them in books or moving pictures. In a love affair, I wish to be the hero, with no audience present.
E. W. Howe
The difference between pornography and erotica is lighting.
Gloria Leonard
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Masturbation
I tell women, go and masturbate! Get loads of kinky books and masturbate every day! They do it from the age of nine!
Bjork
I am as dry as the Sahara right now. Maximus to the rescue!
Quotes
A man should kiss his wife's navel every day.
Nell Kimball
And the dish ran away with the spoon. But Hawaii was the only state which recognized their marriage as legal.
Jane Lane
Daria
Bigamy is a game few men can play or win, unless it involves siamese twins.
Garth, marriage is punishment for shoplifting in some countries!
Mike Myers
Wayne's World
Free Speech, Media, and the like
Any book worth banning is a book worth reading.
I once stole a pornographic book that was printed in Braille. I used to rub the dirty parts.
Woody Allen
Bananas
Love affairs have always greatly interested me, but I do not greatly care for them in books or moving pictures. In a love affair, I wish to be the hero, with no audience present.
E. W. Howe
The difference between pornography and erotica is lighting.
Gloria Leonard
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Masturbation
I tell women, go and masturbate! Get loads of kinky books and masturbate every day! They do it from the age of nine!
Bjork
VIEW 3 of 3 COMMENTS
sexyadventurer:
LOL @ Bjork! I love her--she's such a Scorpio!
twinkie:
I don't have any beautiful cultural reason to go to Spain. It's just that I saw that picture of the holliday where the streets are filled with tomatoes and everybody is rolling around in them, and I thought: THAT IS REALLY COOL.