argene

Ik ben als droog als het Sahara net nu. Maximus naar de redding!
I am as dry as the Sahara right now. Maximus to the rescue!

Quotes
A man should kiss his wife's navel every day.
Nell Kimball



And the dish ran away with the spoon. But Hawaii was the only state which recognized their marriage as legal.
Jane Lane
Daria

Bigamy is a game few men can play or win, unless it involves siamese twins.

Garth, marriage is punishment for shoplifting in some countries!
Mike Myers
Wayne's World


Free Speech, Media, and the like

Any book worth banning is a book worth reading.

I once stole a pornographic book that was printed in Braille. I used to rub the dirty parts.
Woody Allen
Bananas

Love affairs have always greatly interested me, but I do not greatly care for them in books or moving pictures. In a love affair, I wish to be the hero, with no audience present.
E. W. Howe


The difference between pornography and erotica is lighting.
Gloria Leonard

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Masturbation
I tell women, go and masturbate! Get loads of kinky books and masturbate every day! They do it from the age of nine!
Bjork