argene

I want a girlfriend. Or a boyfriend. But I think if I think about it too much I'll go crazy. (I seem to be using this smiley a lot). I have got a new idea for a short story, now all I need to do is overcome procrastination.

More wisdom from Hoot Island

Relationships
A bachelor enjoys the chase but doesn't eat the game.
Unknown


Amantes sunt amentes - (Lovers are lunatics)
Unknown


Bisexual? We prefer the term "best suited to appreciate the X-files" - it's less clinical.
Shannon Fowler

Group sex is only fun if you're in the middle.
Unknown

I am an actor. Of course I can play a heterosexual!
Sir John Gielgud


Which brings me to the point-has Rupert Everett ever gotten an award for playing a stright guy? Any jackass can put a fruit basket on his head and talk with a lisp and they get laughs

Athiests have no one to talk to during sex.
Unknown

If God was female, cum would taste like chocolate.
Unknown


My bodys not a temple, its an amusement park.
Unknown

Never before have I encountered such corrupt and foul-minded perversity! Have you ever considered a career in the Church?
Rowan Atkinson
The Black Adder

The Bible contains 6 admonishments to homosexuals and 362 admonishments to heterosexuals. That doesn't mean that God doesn't love heterosexuals. It's just that they need more supervision.
Lynn Lavner


Christians can have big tits, too.
Jane Russell

* I've been toying with the idea of Christianity

I'm against group sex because I wouldn't know where to put my elbows.
Martin Cruz Smith