argene

I'm just looking for that moment to drop my Jedi knickers and pull out my real light saber.
Ewan McGregor

It is dangerous! You know, there's nothing more off-putting in a wedding than a priest with an enormous erection, yech!
Hugh Grant
Four Weddings and a Funeral


I'm a virgin. I'm just not very good at it.
Unknown

I'm jumpier than a virgin at a prison rodeo!
Rue McClanahan
The Golden Girls


Relationships
How many of you ever started dating someone because you were too lazy to commit suicide?
Judy Tenuta


The two sexes mutually corrupt and improve each other.
Mary Wollstonecraft

Get enough sleep and enough sex. If you don't get enough of either, it will end up showing on your face.
Kim Hume


Bisexual - Someone who likes girls as well as the next guy

I like my beer cold, my TV loud, and my homosexuals fa-laaaaming.
Homer Simpson
The Simpsons

If you can't giggle, tickle, scream, laugh, run around the room naked, pour liqueur on each other and lick it off, tie each other down, have whipped cream fights, dance and sing with each other, then you are having sex with the person too soon...
Just Another Dave