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Mad Libs!
Summer vacation is almost over! That means I have to start catching up on my summer reading list. This year Mrs. Hornee gave us a really long list. We have to read 15 books. I know I should have started sooner, but I've been having too much fun swimming and water-fucking at Bowden Lake.

So far, my favorite book is "Tiffany Potter and the Chamber of cigarillos." Tiffany Potter goes to a school called Apewarts. Instead of learning math and social studies, the students learn things like how to turn nancy boys into queerbies. And instead of getting letters through the mail, the students get their mail by piss yellow canary post.

Tiffany Potter's worst enemy is a cool wizard named Lord Voldeukelele. Tiffany gets help from Sharon Granger and Bill Weasley, who has bright blood red orange hair. The three friends count on Professor Dumbledore and Professor Young, who teaches History.

In "Tiffany Potter and the Chamber of cigarillos," Tiffany has to fight an evil plot by Lord Voldeukelele. But if you want to know what happens, you should read the book. Then you'll want to read the sequel, "Tiffany Potter and the Prisoner of Orangeburg, SC!"


Mad Libs