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Me, a pornographer? I don't even own a pornograph.
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Sometimes you don't realize your mother has taken your stuff until it's too late. It's three o'clock in the morning, and your sexually explicit material is gone, just when you need it most. So you have to search the whole house for anything with a picture of a woman on it.
Pretty soon you're at the pantry, staring at a box of Aunt Jemima.
Chris Rock
Rock This!

An adult western is where the hero still kisses his horse at the end only now he worries about it.
Milton Berle

Smut
Any book worth banning is a book worth reading.
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What you may find is you concentrate on hitting that little ball, the rest of the world just fades away. All your everyday nagging concerns. The ticking of your biological clock. How you probably couldn't afford that nice, new suede coat on a G-woman's salary. How you threw away a promising career in medicine to hunt aliens with a crackpot -- albeit brilliant -- partner. Getting into the heart of a global conspiracy. Your obscenely overdue triple-x bill. Oh, I'm sorry, Scully, those last two problems are mine, not yours.
David Duchovny and Gillian Anderson
The X-Files (Mulder teaching Scully how to hit a fast ball)



VIEW 3 of 3 COMMENTS
malloreigh:
300D (Digital Rebel) plus battery grip!
Apr 2, 2006
kyra:
Nah, I decided not to send it in.
I didn't like the way my face looked in the pictures blush
I'm glad somebody liked the idea though. Most people laughed at me.
Apr 2, 2006

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