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Hey all,

Currently running around portland, scoping the city. What a cute city it is.

So in response to the questions, yes, i'm planning on moving to portland in the fall.

Sorry I'm a slackass here.

So, they're trying to make it so that people can swear on the Quran in NC courts rather than the Bible. I can dig this, especially if we take it all the way... for instance, I think i would trust the legal system much more if I could swear on the Wind-Up Bird Chronicle.

Ah, internet. You were only gone for a day, but I missed you like hell.

(gulps)

Chaaaarlliiiiieeee

I am hyperemotional, in positive and negative ways.

I think everything could be solved by being naked all the time.

Soooo, who wants to come over and help me unpack?

I have an interview in Portland!

Right after the Pixies concert!

(vomits from nervousness)

So I owe an update, and a thanks for everyone's birthday wishes. But i should not be updating, i should be packing. So I will only leave you with this tidbit:

Today I pulled out my long black nipple hair with my teeth. At work.


love
A

edit: decided to postpone...
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Aw shit! When did I get flaggification?

edit: Where did i put that whiskey?

How the hell will I pack all this stuff?

Who put the bop in the bop she bob she bop?

Sent off resumes. In order to not keep obsessively checking my email. i either need to nap or pack. I desperately want both.


hmmm


(p.s. shortly after posting this, i obsessively checked my email to find a positive reply from my dream boss. hooray for real life!)

SPOONAGE

I'm in a Guinness Record. Printing in a book is not guaranteed. Mo Rocca was the official witness.