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Good halloween costume idea:
Dress as a giant penis with a bow tie and be Tucker Carlson.


Funny overheard conversation:
"So, we went to dinner, and she asked me to marry her, and I said I don't know. And then she took me to this stupid frat party, and I got really drunk and got sick. And then the next day, we had to have lunch with her parents, and I was really hung over! It totally sucked!"
"Wait, she asked you to marry her? And you said you don't know?"
"Well, we were in BOJANGLES."

Have a happy halloween folks. See some of you SGNC people tomorrow (I WILL meet idjit this time!), and to the rest of you, I hope you eat a lot of candy, except not those peanut butter wafer things, those are gross.