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Update:
Three down. Take that, Rodent Nation!

I've declared war on the mice in my apartment. Not only am I setting multiple traps --of the swinging, metal doombar variety-- in various places, but I'm also renting a snake and building a BattleHammer. If the addition of nature's anti-mouse and a sixteen pound bludgeon doesn't rid me of my infestation, then I may have no choice but to incinerate the damnable rodents using only my zippo and a can of Old Spice body spray.

Why am I posting this at 3:30 a.m.? Because my apartment is also at least eight-five degrees, and I own no fans. Hence, sleep is not happening. I think I might do as Harry does in The Frog King and put a t-shirt in the freezer....
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When I lived in a mouse-infested house, we put out poison traps, and they seemed to work pretty well. Allegedly, the mice come in and eat the yummy poison, which then makes them really unbearably thirsty, so they go outside in search of water and don't die in your house. So as long as you don't leave little mouse-sized dishes of water out, you should be fine.

Or you could go the other route and just bash them. One night I woke up at about 3:30 to a terrible racket. The guy who lived upstairs, I called him Upstairs Guy, had gotten really drunk and was chasing the mice around with a shovel. It was hilarious.
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