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THE LORD'S LAGER

Our lager,
Which art in barrels,
Hallowed be thy drink,
Thy will be drunk,
(I will be drunk),
At home as I am in the tavern.
Give us this day our foamy head,
And forgive us our spillages,
As we forgive those who spill against us,
and lead us not to incarceration,
But deliver us from hangovers,
For thine is the beer,...
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saidgirl:
kristaann:
but deliver us from hangovers....

amen*

xx

hope you are having a great holiday!

krista
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"Worship my pores!! Oh, no!! I sense the presence of your soiled pants!! HA!! Now you see my power! Now you know what my goiter can do to your follicles!!"

-- Happy Noodle Boy

I just thought I'd post some random quote from JTHM. biggrin
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trilobyte:
Oh yeah, now I remember... sorry, I get requests from a lot of ppl I don't know at all..

~Trilo~
diello:
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Keith Olbermann over at MSNBC.com had this to say about Karl Rove. Man sure knows how to make a point, doesn't he?

July 11, 2005 | 11:39 a.m. ET

Karl Rove: Soft on terror (Keith Olbermann)

SECURED UNDISCLOSED LOCATION -- Karl Rove is a liability in the war on terror.

Rove -- Newsweeks new article quotes the very emails -- told a Time reporter that...
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kristaann:
shocked wow. i hear ya.

miao!!


well,

stop by soon*

i have a surprise.................

xo

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Just want to wish everyone a safe and happy 4th of July. In the spirit of the holiday, and for no other reason than I wanted to, I am posting the lyrics to Iron Maiden's song, The Wicker Man. smile

Hand of fate is moving and the finger points to you
He knocks you to your feet and so what are you gonna do
Your...
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happylittlebitch:
same to you
diello:
jinkies smile
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http://www.stupidcollege.com/content/assholesong.swf

It's Denis Leary, singing about how he is an asshole. It's funny. Don't believe me? Click the link. biggrin
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I went and saw Spike & Mike's Sick & Tiwisted Festival of Animation this weekend. It was funny, I laughed. Until the final cartoon. That was Here Comes Dr. Tran. I didn't laugh at that one. I cackled. Like someone whose laugh center has just exploded in a torrent of 'hahahahahahahaha' and left my facial muscles sore for twenty minutes afterward.

If you haven't...
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http://rudepundit.blogspot.com

6/18/2005
Going All In and Losing Large On Schiavo:

There's a lot of motherfuckers who staked their political capital and professional credibility on the idea that Terri Schiavo was not a vegetable, that she could be healed, that Jesus loved her that much. Well, tough shit. They went all in on that bet, and now it's time to make these sons and daughters of...
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archangel_m:
Yes, I had indeed heard that. That asshole just can't let a dead woman stay dead. The coroner found no evidence of abuse, but that isn't stopping Jeb from doing what his big brother does on another level.

It's the politics of revenge, going after someone out of spite just because things didn't go Bush's way.

Makes me want to hurl, it does.
sturanium_235:
i have no idea how your group has managed to slip in under my radar for so long. smile
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"Now You're a Man" - D.V.D.A.

Hey!

What makes a man?
Is it the power in his hands?
Is it his quest for glory?
Give it all you got
To fight to the top
So we can know your story

Now you're a man (man)
A man, man, man
Now you're a man (man)
A manny, manny, man
A man, man, man (man)
You are...
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archangel_m:

SUICIDE IS PAINLESS

Through early morning fog I see visions of the things to be
The pains that are withheld for me I realize and I can see . . .
That suicide is painless it brings on many changes
And I can take or leave it if I please.

I try to find a way to make all our little joys relate
Without that ever-present hate but now I know that its too late,

and . . .That suicide is painless it brings on many changes
And I can take or leave it if I please.

The game of life is hard to play. Im gonna lose it anyway.

The losing card Ill someday lay so this is all I have to say.

That suicide is painless it brings on many changes
And I can take or leave it if I please.

The only way to win is cheat and lay it down before Im beat,

and to another give my seat for thats the only painless feat.

That suicide is painless it brings on many changes
And I can take or leave it if I please.

The sword of time will pierce our skins it doesnt hurt when it begins

But as it works its way on in the pain grows stronger . . . watch it grin, but . . .
That suicide is painless it brings on many changes
And I can take or leave it if I please.

A brave man once requested me to answer questions that are key
'Is it to be or not to be' and I replied 'oh why ask me?'
That suicide is painless it brings on many changes
And I can take or leave it if I please.
And you can do the same thing if you choose.

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First-year students at Med School were receiving their first anatomy class with a real dead human body. They all gathered around the surgery table with the body covered with a white sheet. The professor started the class by telling them, "In medicine, it is necessary to have two important qualities as a doctor: The first is that you not be disgusted by anything involving the...
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Looks like I've got a secret admirer. Or a stalker. Which is flattering in either case. I got a letter in the mail today, with no signature or return address or anything indicating who it might be from. I won't go into the details of what this letter said, suffice to say that someone seems to like me very much. Not sure who yet, but...
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serenity_star:
i can't think of who that is right now...lol most people added me cuz they liked my tattoos. lol
diello:
good luck on that one man...