A very unattractive, mean actin' father walks into Walmart with his two
kids. The Walmart Greeter, asks "Are they twins"?
The ugly man says, "No, the oldest one's 9 and the younger one's 7,
why?........Do you think they really look alike?
"No", replies the greeter, "I just couldn't believe you got laid
twice"!
kids. The Walmart Greeter, asks "Are they twins"?
The ugly man says, "No, the oldest one's 9 and the younger one's 7,
why?........Do you think they really look alike?
"No", replies the greeter, "I just couldn't believe you got laid
twice"!
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