After months of unemployment leading to the expiration of my SG account, I have returned with a new job, a new year-long subscription and new updates on my life.
THE JOB:
A telemarketing gig, which sucks, mainly because you have to get a certain number of sales per day or they shitcan your ass. Which almost happened to me this week. I don't... Read More
Ever wish you could have more SG's in your favorites header than just the five? I do. I'd be tickled if we could have eight. Or ten. So in that spirit, here are some SG's that I'd love to add to my favorites (without knocking any of the others off the list).
I didn't even know they had that out until today when I saw it on the shelf at Rite-Aid! It's covered in white chocolate and the coconut is key lime flavored. I love key lime! Now if the Mounds bar is key lime then I'll be in heaven. YUM!
I went from having no social life, to having a social life, to having a really crazy social life, all in the space of a year. I've already got a semi-stalker, lol! One friend who may or may not end up being more, and just last night a date with a veteranarian technician that I'd certasinly like to see again.
Our lager,
Which art in barrels,
Hallowed be thy drink,
Thy will be drunk,
(I will be drunk),
At home as I am in the tavern.
Give us this day our foamy head,
And forgive us our spillages,
As we forgive those who spill against us,
and lead us not to incarceration,
But deliver us from hangovers,
For thine is the beer,... Read More
"Worship my pores!! Oh, no!! I sense the presence of your soiled pants!! HA!! Now you see my power! Now you know what my goiter can do to your follicles!!"
-- Happy Noodle Boy
I just thought I'd post some random quote from JTHM.
Just want to wish everyone a safe and happy 4th of July. In the spirit of the holiday, and for no other reason than I wanted to, I am posting the lyrics to Iron Maiden's song, The Wicker Man.
Hand of fate is moving and the finger points to you
He knocks you to your feet and so what are you gonna do
Your... Read More
I went and saw Spike & Mike's Sick & Tiwisted Festival of Animation this weekend. It was funny, I laughed. Until the final cartoon. That was Here Comes Dr. Tran. I didn't laugh at that one. I cackled. Like someone whose laugh center has just exploded in a torrent of 'hahahahahahahaha' and left my facial muscles sore for twenty minutes afterward.
6/18/2005
Going All In and Losing Large On Schiavo:
There's a lot of motherfuckers who staked their political capital and professional credibility on the idea that Terri Schiavo was not a vegetable, that she could be healed, that Jesus loved her that much. Well, tough shit. They went all in on that bet, and now it's time to make these sons and daughters of... Read More
Yes, I had indeed heard that. That asshole just can't let a dead woman stay dead. The coroner found no evidence of abuse, but that isn't stopping Jeb from doing what his big brother does on another level.
It's the politics of revenge, going after someone out of spite just because things didn't go Bush's way.
wow. i hear ya.
