arcangel

What day is it? Jesus, I need to stop drinking. Why does my mouth taste like that? Where the fuck are my pantz? Man, this ain't right.

So, a whlie back, my now ex-girlfriend introduced me to her friends. She already knew my close friends, so she had to ante up (bitch!). Now her friends and I are good friends but she and I aren't dating. I'm going home soon, and helping one of them move for college. This friend asked me if I think that my ex would be okay with us hanging. It was a strange tangent I went off on following that question. Then again, I'm kinda strang...
Thing is, I think sh's trying to get into my pantz. Sure, sure, I could use it. I mean, I haven't had sex since 2002 (blame the ex), but it makes me feel like a dick. But she is 18, and I do likes the younger ones...
Real creapy thing is that I think she's also trying to hook me up with a friend of hers. This chick's like, 16. That's not cool. Maybe I shouldn't go home next week. Maybe I should make a sandwich. Screw it, BEER TIME!