arachnea

Ok, so base story - I was in a chatroom and getting sick of people trying to cyber with me. (In fact someone actually told me I shouldn't use internet chat rooms to talk to people because I didn't want to cyber, as that is all they are for).

So along comes this guy, and I'm feeling a bit sarcastic (not my best work, but good for a little laugh - please ignore the dumb name - Arachnea was taken)

shamrock71: hello
Sweetie14: Hey
shamrock71: are u 24
Sweetie14: Yes.
shamrock71: look young
Sweetie14: Always have.
shamrock71: are u at home
Sweetie14: Yes
shamrock71: where at home
Sweetie14: What? Why?
shamrock71: curious
Sweetie14: You're bi curious?
shamrock71: no
Sweetie14: You said you were curious.
shamrock71: yes
Sweetie14: So you do like guys, then?
Sweetie14: I'm confused.
shamrock71: no i like woman
Sweetie14: singular? Which woman?
shamrock71: all women
Sweetie14: Oh, okay - I thought you were speaking caveman for a second there.
shamrock71: what r u weaaring
Sweetie14: Clothes. Do people not wear those where you're from?
shamrock71: no im cave\man
Sweetie14: Oh, ok. I thought so.
shamrock71: so what u wear
Sweetie14: Clothes - most people wear clothes.
Sweetie14: I suppose there's other options. Like the Paperbag princess.
shamrock71: who is that
Sweetie14: A Robert Munch book, for those of us intellectually empowered at the age of 5.
shamrock71 left the room