Our organisation is seeking a blonde virgin of either gender (it's a new day and age) for dragon sacrifice.
Must be tender, clean shaven, a natural blonde, gullible and above all else, tasty.
Please respond with stats and date of availability for sacrifice. Different dragons to choose from, first come, first served.
Payment of 2 sheep and 3 goats will be made to your family upon completion of job.
Thank you.
Must be tender, clean shaven, a natural blonde, gullible and above all else, tasty.
Please respond with stats and date of availability for sacrifice. Different dragons to choose from, first come, first served.
Payment of 2 sheep and 3 goats will be made to your family upon completion of job.
Thank you.
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