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Prank chat.

So I've taken to prank chatting when I'm bored. And I'm bored a lot. This was the best one from today. Same guy. Same me. Two different names. haha. Sucker.


<THE_SPANIARD> Hello, M 6ft drk hair,eyes, very fit abs,pecs, Masters degreed, well endowed shaved ten inch cock with thick moist cock tip, born in spain, raised usa. Love seductive role play. May we chat?
<Sweetthang> Wow
<Sweetthang> sure
<THE_SPANIARD> hi asl
<THE_SPANIARD> pleasure meeting u
<THE_SPANIARD> age
<Sweetthang> blonde curly hair, i work out every day, high school equivilency, and...
<Sweetthang> oh I'm 24
<THE_SPANIARD> age
<THE_SPANIARD> height weight, eyes, hair length, bra size, shaved or unshaved
<Sweetthang> im tall and toned
<Sweetthang> hair is short
<Sweetthang> and I trim
<THE_SPANIARD> sweetie be specific so we have fun
<THE_SPANIARD> exact height weight etc'
<Sweetthang> I'm 170 pounds and 16 ounces
<THE_SPANIARD> height exactly?
<THE_SPANIARD> bra size
<Sweetthang> 171 inches and 4 milimeters
<THE_SPANIARD> in feet
<Sweetthang> yes, my feet are nice, too
<THE_SPANIARD> sweetie i mean for example 5'5
<Sweetthang> oh, i'm 5'7"
<THE_SPANIARD> wow that was tought to get lol
<THE_SPANIARD> bra size?
<Sweetthang> you said you wanted me to be specific
<Sweetthang> I was just being specific for you
<THE_SPANIARD> k sweetie
<THE_SPANIARD> bra size
<Sweetthang> thats not what you want?
<Sweetthang> why do you keep asking me my bra size?
<THE_SPANIARD> because men like breasts? lol
<THE_SPANIARD> i gave very detailed info
<Sweetthang> yes, men like breasts.
<Sweetthang> You won't let me give you detailed info
<Sweetthang> you keep interrupting me
<Sweetthang> when i try and tell you
<THE_SPANIARD> k go on
<Sweetthang> that im a guy
<THE_SPANIARD> fuck bye


<THE_SPANIARD> Hello, M 6ft drk hair,eyes, very fit abs,pecs, Masters degreed, well endowed shaved ten inch cock with thick moist cock tip, born in spain, raised usa. Love seductive role play. May we chat?
<Sweetiepie> Of course, sexy
<THE_SPANIARD> hi asl
<Sweetiepie> Before we start, I need to know if you are male or not.
<Sweetiepie> I've been chatting with some pranksters today.
<THE_SPANIARD> yes
<THE_SPANIARD> what u
<THE_SPANIARD> what r u
<Sweetiepie> Ok, good.
<Sweetiepie> So, I'm a sexy blonde, well built
<Sweetiepie> I'm 5'9"
<Sweetiepie> 125lbs
<THE_SPANIARD> hair length/curly straight or wavy
<THE_SPANIARD> bra size
<THE_SPANIARD> shaved or unshaved
<Sweetiepie> My hair is shoulder length
<Sweetiepie> And I shave it so sweet and clean for you baby
<THE_SPANIARD> mmm
<THE_SPANIARD> tits?
<Sweetiepie> What? no
<THE_SPANIARD> no?
<Sweetiepie> You're a guy, right?
<THE_SPANIARD> yes of course
<Sweetiepie> Ok, good.
<Sweetiepie> So am I.
<THE_SPANIARD> why wouldnt i be
<THE_SPANIARD> fucking asshole