You may remember a while back I posted some er, concept pictures for my as yet unmade film "Portal Girls". Well I thought I'd give you an update on what is happening with it. The answer to that is exactly..nothing at this point. There are several reasons for this.
A: A distinct lack of snow anywhere.
B: A distinct lack of any trained dogs.
C: A distinct lack of two ethereal sisters who can travel through portals.
D: A distinct lack of any proper camera and sound epuipment, crew, money, locations, interest.
After reviewing these points I came to conclusion that my film might be in trouble for some time to come. OK, so point C isin't really a point since it's fantasy and only in my head but heh.
In light of this I'm posting the only real thing that does exist and that is my script for the film which you can get here
should you desire to read it. Now that I'm an old man of nearly 97, my memory is not what it used to be and I may have posted this script before so apologies if you have already seen it.
Should you have a handy 10,000,000 to in your back pocket, think my script is the best thing since you last saw 'Home alone 3' and want to make it without me actually doing anything at all but yet I'll still have all the glory and credit for it, email me at
You_must_be_joking_mister_I'll_pull_your_hair_off@Yahoo.com.
In other news, I'm looking for a way to make a perfect robot copy of myself which I will send out to work instead of me and then get discovery channel with some of the money that robot me brings home.
I'm also off looking for trilobites next week down on Girvan beach. This is a masterful move on my part. For the last 2 weeks the sun has been beating down its hot death rays over Glasgow and melting people on the spot. Did I take advantage of this odd occurance to go and look for fossils? No, I sat with the curtains shut, made music and watched cheap, dodgy horror films. I may have left it a little late because now that I have decided to venture out on a geological trip, the rain has arrived and it's pissed off! I'm having visions of sifting through shale with my blunt geology hammer, head to toe in mud and freezing and trying desperately to find anything before the tide comes in on Girvan beach and drowns me. Hurray!
Headline next week!
CONFUSED AND WET BOY FOUND FLOATING OUT TO SEA! POLICE FLUMMOXED BY INCOHERENT BABBLING BUT TRILOBITE IN POCKET MAY HOLD VITAL CLUE. FILM AT 11.
Currently listening to:
The sound of Morten Harket banging at my door demanding to know about a certain video he found on the internet. I can't speak Norwegian that well but he doesn't sound too happy whatever he's saying and seems to think I'm responsible. Hmm.
Gotta go!
A: A distinct lack of snow anywhere.
B: A distinct lack of any trained dogs.
C: A distinct lack of two ethereal sisters who can travel through portals.
D: A distinct lack of any proper camera and sound epuipment, crew, money, locations, interest.
After reviewing these points I came to conclusion that my film might be in trouble for some time to come. OK, so point C isin't really a point since it's fantasy and only in my head but heh.
In light of this I'm posting the only real thing that does exist and that is my script for the film which you can get here
should you desire to read it. Now that I'm an old man of nearly 97, my memory is not what it used to be and I may have posted this script before so apologies if you have already seen it.
Should you have a handy 10,000,000 to in your back pocket, think my script is the best thing since you last saw 'Home alone 3' and want to make it without me actually doing anything at all but yet I'll still have all the glory and credit for it, email me at
You_must_be_joking_mister_I'll_pull_your_hair_off@Yahoo.com.
In other news, I'm looking for a way to make a perfect robot copy of myself which I will send out to work instead of me and then get discovery channel with some of the money that robot me brings home.
I'm also off looking for trilobites next week down on Girvan beach. This is a masterful move on my part. For the last 2 weeks the sun has been beating down its hot death rays over Glasgow and melting people on the spot. Did I take advantage of this odd occurance to go and look for fossils? No, I sat with the curtains shut, made music and watched cheap, dodgy horror films. I may have left it a little late because now that I have decided to venture out on a geological trip, the rain has arrived and it's pissed off! I'm having visions of sifting through shale with my blunt geology hammer, head to toe in mud and freezing and trying desperately to find anything before the tide comes in on Girvan beach and drowns me. Hurray!
Headline next week!
CONFUSED AND WET BOY FOUND FLOATING OUT TO SEA! POLICE FLUMMOXED BY INCOHERENT BABBLING BUT TRILOBITE IN POCKET MAY HOLD VITAL CLUE. FILM AT 11.
Currently listening to:
The sound of Morten Harket banging at my door demanding to know about a certain video he found on the internet. I can't speak Norwegian that well but he doesn't sound too happy whatever he's saying and seems to think I'm responsible. Hmm.
Gotta go!
VIEW 4 of 4 COMMENTS
aversin:
Good to hear your going to be about for a bit! Have some fun, and just be glad your not in the heat over here! Cheers to ya mate, and I'll find that movie info hopefully tomorrow. It's payday today after all. 
annalee:
You had that dream because I connected your brain to my camera 
Thanks for the comments on my rabbit and the pictures. I think that was definately the best angle for the rabbit, there are definately so many improvements for the next time, sad or good (whatever way you look at it) I have plenty more to practice on, I am going to do the black one last because I only have one of those and it is the most unusual. I love that headline! I wish I could travel through portals. I hope you find the best fossil there is!!
Thanks for the comments on my rabbit and the pictures. I think that was definately the best angle for the rabbit, there are definately so many improvements for the next time, sad or good (whatever way you look at it) I have plenty more to practice on, I am going to do the black one last because I only have one of those and it is the most unusual. I love that headline! I wish I could travel through portals. I hope you find the best fossil there is!!