apydiagirls

Uh,I can only liken this to falling off a building,hitting the ground and feeling no pain.Then realising you can still see everything have full use of your arms and legs and you think "Hmm,am I still supposed to be here?".Apparently yes,thanks to the kindness of wonderful Sg member SexieSadie who has given me a lifeline.Anyway asides from slight disorientation I guess the madness can continue.

Things to do before Xmas.

Go and watch all of antenna's films,they are wonderful.

Subterranean Films

Wrap everything you own in Christmas paper.Even your clothes and stuff you really need for that extra christmas feeling.

Write your own incantation so that you can stand naked outside at 3 in the morning and recite it,hoping for snow.

In the advent that it doesn't actually snow,don't let it deter you from running wildly through the streets shouting "Merry xmas" at strangers with a slightly mad but big smile on your face and also shouting about how wonderful everything is whilst avoiding an icy death from that river you were previously going to jump into before being disuaded by a slightly drunk Irish elf thing,ala-"It's a wonderful Life"

Every present you receive this year,after unwrapping,look at the person with an another unnerving manical grin and repeat like a robot "Oh!It's exactly what I wanted.Thank you.I will use it throughout the year." Repeat this phrase no matter what the present is for maximum self enjoyment.