hi,
how are you all?
tell me something funny!
here is a random survey type thingy that i did on myspace a while ago...i think its some of my best work, so i hope you enjoy!
Monday, August 14, 2006
its a keeper
Current mood: funny
1) How old do you wish you were?
16 i guess...i like that age
2) Where were you when 9/11 happened?
pooping prolly
3) What do you do when vending machines steal your money?
yuck...i dont "eat" out of vending machines
4) Do you consider yourself kind?
surely...just dont fuck over me or my family...
5) If you had to get a tattoo, where would it be?
you never "have" to get a tattoo, and if you "had" to, i doubt you'd have a choice...
6) If you could be fluent in any other language, what would it be?
spanish
7) Do you know your neighbors?
not really...our neighbors move in, are there for a couple months, than leave again...darby sucks, and i guess they find that out...
8) What do you consider a vacation?
any longish period of time i'm not working...like right now, i don't have to work again til oct. 3rd...and they just gave me a raise...and i'm on the other side of the country...i'm fucking good!
9) Do you follow your horoscope?
oh, yes...i live to see what the stars have lined up for me!
10) Would you stay/move for the person you loved?
sure...
11) Are you touchy feely?
very...i've been warned on several occasions
12) Do you believe that opposites attract?
hmm, well, i don't see paula abdul fuckin that cat anymore, so i guess they don't...ah well, live and learn, right?
13) Dream job?
an astronaut, or a ballerina...ooh, or a fireman!!!
14) Favorite channel(s)?
the food network, animal planet, discovery, cartoon network
15) Favorite place to go on weekends?
wherever i feel like it...
16) Showers or Baths?
neither
17) Do you paint your nails?
yes
18) Do you trust people easily?
not really...
19) What are your phobias?
germs, spiders, people
20) Do you want kids?
no please
21) Do you keep a handwritten journal?
oh yes...and its pink, and has lace and pearls...oh, but i could never show you...its all my personal hopes and dreams!
22) Where would you rather be right now?
shitting on your car
23) Who makes you feel warm and fuzzy?
ally
24) Heavy or light sleep?
i'll sleep when i'm dead
25) Are you paranoid?
no...why? did someone tell you that i was? who? how do they know me?
26) Are you impatient?
of course...when the hell is this survey gonna be over...
27) Who can you relate to?
lauren..we like to poop a lot
28) How do you feel about interracial couples?
the same i feel about all couples...its great when u find someone...but i dont want to see anyone groping and kissing in front of me
29) Have you been burned by love?
no...well, this one time, i did satan, and he had a tempurature of about 3,000F, but i wouldn't call it love...it was more nasty lust...
30) What's your life motto?
you wipe my ass, i'll wipe yours!
31) What's your main ringtone on your mobile?
"run to the hills"- iron maiden
32) What were you doing at midnight last night?
leaving mike an christinas house...
33) Who was your last text message from?
josef...telling me that i got the raise bitches!
34) Who's bed did you sleep in last night?
mine...guh
35) What color shirt are you wearing?
grey...i kinda hate it...
37) Name three things you have on you at all times?
skin, hair, nails
38.) What color are your bed sheets?
main color:blue, but there are lots of strange, funky stains...huge bloody looking stains...hmm, oh well
39.) What is the worst thing you've ever done?
i guess when i poisoned all those people...haha, they wont be telling me my cooking is bland anymore, will they...hahaha
40) What is your favorite part of the chicken?
why do these things always ask this? i dont eat chickens...so, i like them alive please
41) What's your favorite town/city?
i dont really have one...i like a lot of places for different reasons.
42) I can't wait till:
we leave this ballsack of a town! LA here we come!
43) Who got you to join myspace?
me
44) What did you have for dinner last night?
3 mini roasted veggie tacos...they were ok...i didnt make them...i like the sauce on them...than around 1am i had a boca burger...it was really good, but what the hell was i thinking?
45) How tall are you barefoot?
5'8ish"
46) Have you ever smoked heroin?
nah, i've just always shot it...
47) Do you own a gun?
i own 3, so don't get me mad dude!
48) What do you prefer to drink in the morning?
jack daniels...no glass
49) What is your secret weapon to lure in the opposite sex?
well, i have this thing where i tell them i wanna do 'em, and when they come over to my house, i have this awesome chicken wire cage on my stove, i trick them inside with dirty magazines and booze, i lock 'em in, then i turn on the stove to full blast, and me and my friends have a good 'ol laugh!
50) Do you have A.D.D.?
sure
51) What time did you wake up today?
2:00...not good...
52) Current worry?
not getting everything packed in time to leave when we plan to...
53) Current hate?
the girl that i got this survey from...but i deleted her, so i never have to worry about her stupid, selfish posts ever again...
54) Favorite place to be?
in bed, waking up with shawny...
55) Where would you like to travel?
everywhere
56) Where do you think you'll be in 10 yrs?
maybe still in LA, styling rich, stupid peoples hair for $1500/pop! i mean, that is stupid right?
57) last thing you ate?
that boca burger lastnight...
58) What songs do you sing in the shower?
i don't take showers...
59) Last person who made you laugh?
me prolly...i'm pretty damn funny...
60) Worst injury you've had?
when i "accidentally" lopped off my penis...now i'm the april i want to be!
61) Does someone have a crush on you?
i hope not...
62) What is your favorite candy?
penis shaped chocolate lollies!
63) What song do you want played at your funeral?
"some like it hot"- Robert Palmer & The Power Station!
-ape
how are you all?
tell me something funny!
here is a random survey type thingy that i did on myspace a while ago...i think its some of my best work, so i hope you enjoy!
Monday, August 14, 2006
its a keeper
Current mood: funny
1) How old do you wish you were?
16 i guess...i like that age
2) Where were you when 9/11 happened?
pooping prolly
3) What do you do when vending machines steal your money?
yuck...i dont "eat" out of vending machines
4) Do you consider yourself kind?
surely...just dont fuck over me or my family...
5) If you had to get a tattoo, where would it be?
you never "have" to get a tattoo, and if you "had" to, i doubt you'd have a choice...
6) If you could be fluent in any other language, what would it be?
spanish
7) Do you know your neighbors?
not really...our neighbors move in, are there for a couple months, than leave again...darby sucks, and i guess they find that out...
8) What do you consider a vacation?
any longish period of time i'm not working...like right now, i don't have to work again til oct. 3rd...and they just gave me a raise...and i'm on the other side of the country...i'm fucking good!
9) Do you follow your horoscope?
oh, yes...i live to see what the stars have lined up for me!
10) Would you stay/move for the person you loved?
sure...
11) Are you touchy feely?
very...i've been warned on several occasions
12) Do you believe that opposites attract?
hmm, well, i don't see paula abdul fuckin that cat anymore, so i guess they don't...ah well, live and learn, right?
13) Dream job?
an astronaut, or a ballerina...ooh, or a fireman!!!
14) Favorite channel(s)?
the food network, animal planet, discovery, cartoon network
15) Favorite place to go on weekends?
wherever i feel like it...
16) Showers or Baths?
neither
17) Do you paint your nails?
yes
18) Do you trust people easily?
not really...
19) What are your phobias?
germs, spiders, people
20) Do you want kids?
no please
21) Do you keep a handwritten journal?
oh yes...and its pink, and has lace and pearls...oh, but i could never show you...its all my personal hopes and dreams!
22) Where would you rather be right now?
shitting on your car
23) Who makes you feel warm and fuzzy?
ally
24) Heavy or light sleep?
i'll sleep when i'm dead
25) Are you paranoid?
no...why? did someone tell you that i was? who? how do they know me?
26) Are you impatient?
of course...when the hell is this survey gonna be over...
27) Who can you relate to?
lauren..we like to poop a lot
28) How do you feel about interracial couples?
the same i feel about all couples...its great when u find someone...but i dont want to see anyone groping and kissing in front of me
29) Have you been burned by love?
no...well, this one time, i did satan, and he had a tempurature of about 3,000F, but i wouldn't call it love...it was more nasty lust...
30) What's your life motto?
you wipe my ass, i'll wipe yours!
31) What's your main ringtone on your mobile?
"run to the hills"- iron maiden
32) What were you doing at midnight last night?
leaving mike an christinas house...
33) Who was your last text message from?
josef...telling me that i got the raise bitches!
34) Who's bed did you sleep in last night?
mine...guh
35) What color shirt are you wearing?
grey...i kinda hate it...
37) Name three things you have on you at all times?
skin, hair, nails
38.) What color are your bed sheets?
main color:blue, but there are lots of strange, funky stains...huge bloody looking stains...hmm, oh well
39.) What is the worst thing you've ever done?
i guess when i poisoned all those people...haha, they wont be telling me my cooking is bland anymore, will they...hahaha
40) What is your favorite part of the chicken?
why do these things always ask this? i dont eat chickens...so, i like them alive please
41) What's your favorite town/city?
i dont really have one...i like a lot of places for different reasons.
42) I can't wait till:
we leave this ballsack of a town! LA here we come!
43) Who got you to join myspace?
me
44) What did you have for dinner last night?
3 mini roasted veggie tacos...they were ok...i didnt make them...i like the sauce on them...than around 1am i had a boca burger...it was really good, but what the hell was i thinking?
45) How tall are you barefoot?
5'8ish"
46) Have you ever smoked heroin?
nah, i've just always shot it...
47) Do you own a gun?
i own 3, so don't get me mad dude!
48) What do you prefer to drink in the morning?
jack daniels...no glass
49) What is your secret weapon to lure in the opposite sex?
well, i have this thing where i tell them i wanna do 'em, and when they come over to my house, i have this awesome chicken wire cage on my stove, i trick them inside with dirty magazines and booze, i lock 'em in, then i turn on the stove to full blast, and me and my friends have a good 'ol laugh!
50) Do you have A.D.D.?
sure
51) What time did you wake up today?
2:00...not good...
52) Current worry?
not getting everything packed in time to leave when we plan to...
53) Current hate?
the girl that i got this survey from...but i deleted her, so i never have to worry about her stupid, selfish posts ever again...
54) Favorite place to be?
in bed, waking up with shawny...
55) Where would you like to travel?
everywhere
56) Where do you think you'll be in 10 yrs?
maybe still in LA, styling rich, stupid peoples hair for $1500/pop! i mean, that is stupid right?
57) last thing you ate?
that boca burger lastnight...
58) What songs do you sing in the shower?
i don't take showers...
59) Last person who made you laugh?
me prolly...i'm pretty damn funny...
60) Worst injury you've had?
when i "accidentally" lopped off my penis...now i'm the april i want to be!
61) Does someone have a crush on you?
i hope not...
62) What is your favorite candy?
penis shaped chocolate lollies!
63) What song do you want played at your funeral?
"some like it hot"- Robert Palmer & The Power Station!
-ape
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they gave you a raise from the other coast? damn!