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Columbia, MD

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Sunday Jul 04, 2004

Jul 4, 2004
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25 hour Twilight Zone Marathon?
Fuck Fireworks, Im going to have all the time in the world....all the time....in the world *steps on glasses, thus creating the ultimate irony, I can't see the television*
Jesus, I thought gay men were supposed to be CLEAN. Instead, I've been cleaning Jamie's apartment for 2 hours.
So many bugs *shudder*
Happy Fourth everyone.
P.S. In the Twilight Zone, all the suicide girls would get recronstructive favial surgery to look more like Eugene Levy, because he is the standard of beauty and we are all FREAKS kiss
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johnnyt:
When is your new set going live, SG?
Jul 10, 2004
johnnyt:
<table align=center border=1 bordercolor=black cellspacing=0 cellpadding=4 width=200px><tr><td bgcolor=#ffcccc align=center><font style='color:black; font-size:18pt;'>How to make a apricot</font></td></tr>
<tr><td bgcolor=white><font style='color:black; font-size:12pt;'><b>Ingredients:</b><BR>
5 parts anger<BR>
5 parts silliness<BR>
1 part instinct</font></td></tr>
<tr><td bgcolor=#ffffcc><font style='color:black; font-size:12pt;'><b>Method:</b><BR>Blend at a low speed for 30 seconds. Add lustfulness to taste! Do not overindulge!</font></td></tr></table><div align=center>
<BR><a href="http://www.go-quiz.com/cocktail/cocktail.php">Personality cocktail</a><BR> From <a href="http://www.go-quiz.com">Go-Quiz.com</a>
Jul 11, 2004

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