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I am so not going down. PSHAW.

A. I totally don't masturbate.
B. I am strong willed! No sex for me!
C. Err. There are totally only two people I even want to have sex with right now, and neither of them want to have sex with me. Which makes things easier.
D. I've also not had sex when I could have in the last few days. Commitment!

I can so turn my slutty off.

And I'll be back sometime mid day tomorrow. I want hang outage with you, morgan, and corinthia too.

Psst: If you really want to tempt me with a new toy, you will send me a waterproof vibrator in about a week, or a week and a half.

Much more likely to mess up with a waterproof one since it's better for my health.