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well i am 22 now, here are the apropriate things i got for my birthday:

-a wheelchair
-vaseline
-a copy of 'so you're an old fuck now' by Gerald Horselinger
-dentures
-a dentist appointment to rip out my teeth
-wrinkle cream
-josh groban cds
-a pacemaker (self install!)
-prunce juice connected to an IV