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Nothing new to report furthering the notion that journal updates are pointless. Work sucks, people are still shallow, and there's too much pollen outside.

But.

It's vacation time all next week. I think I'll drink, alot.

What's your favorite beer/drink?
Mine
1) Whiskey
2) Warsteiner & Guinness
3) Body Shots! shocked
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andromeda:
Too much pollen for sure! My favorite drink is a midori sour. Be sure to have one on your vacation.
ragdoll96923:
too much pollen is right. i can hardly breathe.
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Best journal update ever:

Vanessa i'm fucking drunk. do me!!!
malloreigh:
Are prescription drugs very expensive there? I didn't know.
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SG is starting to bore me. Except for the lovely ladies of course. But MY GOD, the bullshit drama. Blech!
eeek
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obliviousfocus:
hell yeah !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
pandamonium:
i wouldn't mind being your friend again, with the understanding that it's just friendship. i only say that because of the "miss your smile" line.

life is .... well, life at the present. there's the good and the bad. most of the good involves my friends ... in fact, all of it does. the bad, well, that's quite a laundry list at the moment. blackeyed

if it doesn't get better, i can always move to Australia or Europe or some place where no one knows me wink
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Paris the Hilton bitch needs a lesson like this but I betcha she wouldn't get it. THAT'S HOT!

One day a father of a very wealthy family took his son on a trip to the country with the firm purpose of showing his son how poor people live. They spent a couple of days and nights on the farm of what would be considered a...
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andromeda:
biggrin Of course I want a boyfriend. No you are not a bullie for beating up the bullies. kiss
ragdoll96923:
awesome journal!

made me smile today

smile

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4 comments?!?!?! wtf is wrong with you people!*&^%#
I WANT MORE. MOOOOORE. I WANT THEM ALL.
Post more or I'll come after your MOM, pets, furniture, tattoos, piercings and ANY OTHER RELATED possessions.

POST NOW... I command you.

And now Pinky, I shall conclude my diabolical plot to take over the WORLD!!! Muahahahahahaha.

Fuck it cuz, let's go back to Marshall Derbins and hang some...
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obliviousfocus:
YES!!! I think we should do that to all the fd up women hahaah.
ragdoll96923:
surreal eeek confused
shocked blackeyed blush tongue wink smile

you freak
welcome to the club.
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Here's a story since I'm not much in the mood for writing.

Subject: Death Bed Confession....

Jake was dying. His wife, Becky, was maintaining a
candlelight vigil by his side. She held his fragile hand,
tears running down her face.

Her praying roused him from his slumber; He looked up and
his pale lips began to move slightly.

"Becky my darling" he whispered. "Hush my...
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malloreigh:
Ha! I'm actually quite small -- I just have long(ish) legs. 5'3".
obliviousfocus:
hsahhahahahahhahahahahah
that fucking rox hahaha
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Little Nancy was in the garden filling in a hole when her neighbor peered over the fence. Interested in what the cheeky-faced youngster was doing, he politely asked, "What are you up to there, Nancy?"

"My goldfish died," Nancy tearfully replied without looking up, "and I've just buried him."

The neighbor was moved by the little girls emotion.

"Oh, I'm so sorry. But that's an...
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therevolutionary:
Stapler.....i want my stapler
ladyaurale:
You haven't updated in a while... what's her name?
Is she cute?
SHARE!
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Arguably one of my most favorite songs by Sevendust.
Sevendust

Corrupt my hope
In joyous hell
Between the lines
Lick the cream that smells

I wish you weren't so beautiful in my eyes
(crawling down your spine to make you stay)
I wish you weren't so beautiful in my eyes
(covering your eyes to make you pay)

Beyond the high
Lies burning eyes
Crashed down...
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If I had a million dollars....
obliviousfocus:
I'd buy you a monkey.
Haven't you always wanted a monkeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeyyyyyyyyyyy
ragdoll96923:
awesome.
too awesome for words.
except those 5 plus these six.
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Another song for Al. Because I fucking feel like it.

Mr. Roboto
Written by Dennis DeYoung
Lead Vocals by Dennis DeYoung

Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto,
Mata ah-oo hima de
Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto,
Himitsu wo shiri tai

You're wondering who I am-machine or mannequin
With parts made in Japan, I am the modren man

I've got a secret I've been hiding under my skin
My...
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obliviousfocus:
ahahaha i love that song
sarcasticmenace:
Ha! I come here to thank you for the lyrics to Break My Stride to find Styx lyrics! Now I'm going to have Mr. Roboto in my head all night. Grrr...payback's a bitch. biggrin


I actually own the Styx Greatest Hits CD. blush