I can't decide which part of Morgan I like best. Hair, eyes, tits, or pussy. Yes, I am a GUY. Thank you very much. I get enough intellectual stimulation at work. Albeit in very small doses. harharhar
*bumbling idiots!*
One day I shall go on a date with Marlowe because I think we'd have some uber deep conversations about life, liberty, and the pursuit of UGA football. (Fuck Adams btw. Redneck Dirtbag)
I've been through just about all the single women at work (and some of the married ones) but they're all kind of blah. Stability is good but maybe I'm a slut for drama. Who the fuck knows?!
Al is the Aries type that I've been dying to date for like ever but she's way over there.............. (and quite taken it appears) Ahh, someday though an Aries will be MINE! Muahahahahahaha.
Have I rambled enuff? Ok.. on to the funnies:
Breakfast at Cracker Barrel
A Southerner is having his breakfast of coffee, grits, biscuits and jam, when a Northerner, chewing obnoxiously on gum, sits down next to him. The
Southerner ignores the Northerner who, nevertheless, starts a conversation.
Northerner: "When you Southern people eat bread, do you eat the whole slice?"
Southerner: "Yep."
Northerner: (After blowing a huge bubble) "We don't. Up North, we only eat what's inside. We collect the crusts in a container, recycle it, then transform them into biscuits and send them down South!
The Northerner has a smirk on his face.
The Southerner listens in silence.
The Northerner persists: "Do you eat jam with biscuits?"
Southerner: "Yep."
Northerner: (Cracking and smacking his gum and chuckling) "We don't. Up North, after we eat fruit for breakfast, we put all the peels, seeds, and leftovers in containers, recycle them, transform them into jam, and then, send it down South."
Then the Southerner asks, "Y'all have sex up North?"
Northerner: "Why, of course, we do." And, he pops another big bubble.
Southerner: "And what do y'all do with the condoms once ya use tem?"
Northerner: "We throw them away, of course."
Southerner: "We don't. Down South, we put 'em in a jar, melt 'em down into bubble gum, and sell 'em to Yankees."
Stupid Yankees!!
*bumbling idiots!*
One day I shall go on a date with Marlowe because I think we'd have some uber deep conversations about life, liberty, and the pursuit of UGA football. (Fuck Adams btw. Redneck Dirtbag)
I've been through just about all the single women at work (and some of the married ones) but they're all kind of blah. Stability is good but maybe I'm a slut for drama. Who the fuck knows?!
Al is the Aries type that I've been dying to date for like ever but she's way over there.............. (and quite taken it appears) Ahh, someday though an Aries will be MINE! Muahahahahahaha.
Have I rambled enuff? Ok.. on to the funnies:
Breakfast at Cracker Barrel
A Southerner is having his breakfast of coffee, grits, biscuits and jam, when a Northerner, chewing obnoxiously on gum, sits down next to him. The
Southerner ignores the Northerner who, nevertheless, starts a conversation.
Northerner: "When you Southern people eat bread, do you eat the whole slice?"
Southerner: "Yep."
Northerner: (After blowing a huge bubble) "We don't. Up North, we only eat what's inside. We collect the crusts in a container, recycle it, then transform them into biscuits and send them down South!
The Northerner has a smirk on his face.
The Southerner listens in silence.
The Northerner persists: "Do you eat jam with biscuits?"
Southerner: "Yep."
Northerner: (Cracking and smacking his gum and chuckling) "We don't. Up North, after we eat fruit for breakfast, we put all the peels, seeds, and leftovers in containers, recycle them, transform them into jam, and then, send it down South."
Then the Southerner asks, "Y'all have sex up North?"
Northerner: "Why, of course, we do." And, he pops another big bubble.
Southerner: "And what do y'all do with the condoms once ya use tem?"
Northerner: "We throw them away, of course."
Southerner: "We don't. Down South, we put 'em in a jar, melt 'em down into bubble gum, and sell 'em to Yankees."
Stupid Yankees!!
pandamonium:
yeah, you are such a guy. 