Saw a girl in Catholic atire that was way out of place for her 23ish looking body while buying some books today. She flirted a bit but I didn't flirt back. What's wrong with me? She was damn cute! I think dating psycho chicks has doused my enthusiasm for pursuing "liberal" women. I should just give up and become a monk. Less drama. It's a good thing my iPod keeps me company.
Anyway, here are some funnies for ya:
An Irishman, Englishman and Scotsman go into a pub and each order a pint of Guinness. Just as the bartender hands them over, three flies buzz down and one lands in each of the pints.
The Englishman looks disgusted, pushes his pint away and demands another pint.
The Scotsman picks out the fly, shrugs, and takes a long swallow.
The Irishman reaches in to the glass, pinches the fly between his fingers and shakes him while yelling,
"Spit it out, ya little bastard! Spit it out!"
Anyway, here are some funnies for ya:
An Irishman, Englishman and Scotsman go into a pub and each order a pint of Guinness. Just as the bartender hands them over, three flies buzz down and one lands in each of the pints.
The Englishman looks disgusted, pushes his pint away and demands another pint.
The Scotsman picks out the fly, shrugs, and takes a long swallow.
The Irishman reaches in to the glass, pinches the fly between his fingers and shakes him while yelling,
"Spit it out, ya little bastard! Spit it out!"
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