Login
Forgot Password?

OR

Login with Google Login with Twitter Login with Facebook
  • Join
  • Profiles
  • Groups
  • SuicideGirls
  • Photos
  • Videos
  • Shop
Vital Stats

apotheos

Canada

Member Since 2002

Followers 0 Following 0

  • Everything
  • Photos
  • Video
  • Blogs
  • Groups
  • From Others

Monday Sep 25, 2006

Sep 25, 2006
0
  • Facebook
  • Tweet
  • Email
Oy, my loins. I need another cigarette.

So, we made the trek up to Calgary for the Suicide Girls Burlesque Road Show, or whatever the fuck its called. It was a 2 hour drive, followed by a few hours of shopping, an excellent Greek dinner, and then 4 hours of standing. This was of course followed by an hour of getting out of town (disregarding traffic signals due to booze and bloodflow being redirected from brain) and 2 hours to drive home. Home at 3, and sleep sometime around 4:15. You can fill in the blanks with the rest, you naughty people.

So, how about that show? Doors opened at 8 but it was nearly 9 before the line sorted itself out. We were on Will Call, but that still took for bloody ever. Thankfully nobody seemed interested in forming a floor crowd until well after we got there, so we were well positioned. Around 9:45 the opening band that was totally forgettable (if only due to utterly incomprhensible lyrics from the cute as hell lead singer) and we had to wait until just after 10:30 for the girls to hit the stage. I really feel bad for the poor people in the back because while we got quite an eyefull even in the third row of the floor it was a bit hard to see.

Anyway, the opening bits of it were a bit boring. The ensemble first act set the stage, but the first few acts after it were - oh, thats nice. Things did get a lot more erotic from then on in, aided by the woman behind me who seemed to have no issues with personal space. Was she intentionally bumping me? Hell if I know. I just enjoyed the fuck out of it. The later routines - a glowing hoola-hoop act, a "lets dump beer over everyone in the front 5 rows and then all over my extremely lovely titties" act, the renowed Reservoir Dog act - man, extremely hot. Wife thought they were hot to, but she had her limit of standing come 20 minutes before the end. Also, it was too crowded to smoke so that was a bit of a pain.

So, all in all, a lot of fun, but I'm feeling a bit too old for it. I need a nap.

Oh, and I saw a girl I knew fairly well in high school. She seemed to either not recognize me or avoided me, but I heard via the grape vine that since she came out as a lesbian she doesn't talk much with people from back in the closet days. It was a bit of a shame as I always rather liked her.
pmonkeyesquire:
Hi monkey friend. What jungle you from. what do you think of hairless ape? do you like nanas or papayas???
Oct 6, 2006
apotheos:
Greetings Danish simian friends!

I hail from the pristine nordic jungles of Canadia, where the finest in tropical pinecones can be found in droves. I spent my youth swinging from lodgepole pine to lodgepole pine in search of find female monkeys with which to experement - you know, Monkey Doctor and all that.

I'll take papayas over bananas. At least until some ditzy american crackpot songstress ruins them. But I guess they don't rhyme so good, I anticipate a wait.
Nov 7, 2006

More Blogs

  • 06.16.06
    0

    Friday Jun 16, 2006

    From my IM log. Megz, my 16 year old sister in law, just got a job at…
  • 06.16.06
    0

    Friday Jun 16, 2006

    Space aliens. Pursuant to yesterdays planning sessions in regards …
  • 06.15.06
    0

    Thursday Jun 15, 2006

    I will offend you. Today, on the way to the parking lot, the conve…
  • 06.14.06
    0

    Wednesday Jun 14, 2006

    We had a flagrantly overdone thunderstorm last night. First it was a …
  • 06.13.06
    1

    Tuesday Jun 13, 2006

    So, I live in what you could affectionatly call the Canadian bible be…
  • 06.12.06
    2

    Monday Jun 12, 2006

    So SG has a new face. I hate it. But me and the status quo? We are…
  • 06.07.06
    2

    Wednesday Jun 07, 2006

    Woah! That there bridge is wikipedia'd! http://en.wikipedia.org/wi…
  • 06.07.06
    0

    Wednesday Jun 07, 2006

    Some days I hate Google. Today is one of those days. At 5,327…
  • 05.31.06
    0

    Wednesday May 31, 2006

    Nothing like walking in an hour late for work and finding your boss o…
  • 05.30.06
    0

    Tuesday May 30, 2006

    Well. Looks like I'm back on the ol SG. I was a fool to have quit it.…

We at SuicideGirls have been celebrating alternative pin-up girls for:

23
years
8
months
25
days
  • 5,509,826 fans
  • 41,393 fans
  • 10,327,617 followers
  • 4,593 SuicideGirls
  • 1,123,049 followers
  • 14,912,794 photos
  • 321,315 followers
  • 61,373,207 comments
  • Join
  • Profiles
  • Groups
  • Photos
  • Videos
  • Shop
  • Help
  • About
  • Press
  • LIVE

Legal/Tos | DMCA | Privacy Policy | 18 U.S.C. 2257 Record-Keeping Requirements Compliance Statement | Contact Us | Vendo Payment Support
©SuicideGirls 2001-2025

Press enter to search
Fast Hi-res

Click here to join & see it all...

Crop your photo