Alex and Domo: "The Marine"
The Marine is a movie about a "Marine," of course, that is discharged from the military for disobeying a direct order in order to save the lives of other soldiers. Not being able to deal with his life on the outside world because he's a Marine and that's all he knows, him and his wife decide to set out on a trip. While on their trip they are at the wrong place at the wrong time and his wife is kidnapped by diamond thieves. Let the car chases, explosions and endless ammo begin!
Rules: Here is how we're going to do this. One of us will go first and the next one will go. The second one will go from the first opinion or his own. The second could also bash on the first ones opinion and there's not the first could do, because once the first one has gone he can't add in new opinions. It sets up the first to look like an ass. It's great.
*rolling dice..
Alex is first
ALEX
From the start I knew this movie was a movie for guys who like movies. From the start John Cena, the Marine which is also a WWE wrestler, burst into action to save the lives of kidnapped soldiers in ..:namespace prefix = st1 ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:smarttags" />Iraq only seconds before they are beheaded. Never once does he change out magazines when he fires over 100 rounds out of a M16-203. Hummm. I'm not going to sit here and tell the whole movie so I'm going to keep this brief. It's the typical I'm going to kill you because you took my wife movie. It's a bit over done in the short amount of minutes. The movie is rather short and John is caught in roughly over 4 different explosions where he should have died. This movie didn't have enough killing I think and the acting was terrible. Especially from the bitch from Nip-Tuck. Don't get me wrong, it a good movie to work out to in order to make you feel tough, but I wouldn't drink to this film. I'll give it a C- only because of the car chase and endless ammo where no one gets hit, kind of like in GI Joe. C-
It sucked. One there was no nudity. There is one scene in the movie where you thought there was going to be nudity, but there wasn't. It's a cock tease. As for Alex and his whole explanation of the film, how he's going to be brief. Bullshit. The only thing he knows how to be brief at is his premature ejaculation. The movie had two girls and neither of them got nude, not even the bad one. This film wasn't worth the sweat off my balls. The only reason I kept watching it was due to the explosions because I love explosions and how it sounds on my Bose speakers. I give this film a D+ only for the explosions. D+
Tune in next for "Kill Zone"
The Marine is a movie about a "Marine," of course, that is discharged from the military for disobeying a direct order in order to save the lives of other soldiers. Not being able to deal with his life on the outside world because he's a Marine and that's all he knows, him and his wife decide to set out on a trip. While on their trip they are at the wrong place at the wrong time and his wife is kidnapped by diamond thieves. Let the car chases, explosions and endless ammo begin!
Rules: Here is how we're going to do this. One of us will go first and the next one will go. The second one will go from the first opinion or his own. The second could also bash on the first ones opinion and there's not the first could do, because once the first one has gone he can't add in new opinions. It sets up the first to look like an ass. It's great.
*rolling dice..
Alex is first
ALEX
From the start I knew this movie was a movie for guys who like movies. From the start John Cena, the Marine which is also a WWE wrestler, burst into action to save the lives of kidnapped soldiers in ..:namespace prefix = st1 ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:smarttags" />Iraq only seconds before they are beheaded. Never once does he change out magazines when he fires over 100 rounds out of a M16-203. Hummm. I'm not going to sit here and tell the whole movie so I'm going to keep this brief. It's the typical I'm going to kill you because you took my wife movie. It's a bit over done in the short amount of minutes. The movie is rather short and John is caught in roughly over 4 different explosions where he should have died. This movie didn't have enough killing I think and the acting was terrible. Especially from the bitch from Nip-Tuck. Don't get me wrong, it a good movie to work out to in order to make you feel tough, but I wouldn't drink to this film. I'll give it a C- only because of the car chase and endless ammo where no one gets hit, kind of like in GI Joe. C-
It sucked. One there was no nudity. There is one scene in the movie where you thought there was going to be nudity, but there wasn't. It's a cock tease. As for Alex and his whole explanation of the film, how he's going to be brief. Bullshit. The only thing he knows how to be brief at is his premature ejaculation. The movie had two girls and neither of them got nude, not even the bad one. This film wasn't worth the sweat off my balls. The only reason I kept watching it was due to the explosions because I love explosions and how it sounds on my Bose speakers. I give this film a D+ only for the explosions. D+
Tune in next for "Kill Zone"
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bradleyoliver:
it smells like anthropology
bradleyoliver:
germany mutha fucka!