Ha, it's that time of the month.
The government sends me a check, and in no small way the cosmos enables my trivial pursuits.
I sat in a dark room this morning and tried to send you a telepathic message.
Then I climbed up on the roof and did some bird watching.
My mind drifted back to a girl I used to know.
When I...
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The government sends me a check, and in no small way the cosmos enables my trivial pursuits.
I sat in a dark room this morning and tried to send you a telepathic message.
Then I climbed up on the roof and did some bird watching.
My mind drifted back to a girl I used to know.
When I...
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scheisskopf:
Long live Naomi!
Poignant.
Poignant.
If you've never lived in a small town you're not missing much.
What particularly sucks is that once you get a bad reputation it stays with you.
For example, some folks up here believe I'm a drug dealer.
In all honesty, I know something about that. I left the life many years ago, but as long as I've resided here I've never been a player...
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What particularly sucks is that once you get a bad reputation it stays with you.
For example, some folks up here believe I'm a drug dealer.
In all honesty, I know something about that. I left the life many years ago, but as long as I've resided here I've never been a player...
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Took a roadtrip to the big city with my cousin J.
We took the scenic route, stopping in Sedona for a beautiful breakfast.
We flipped a coin to determine who would drive, I won. So I had the pleasure of riding shotgun, sipping papaya and vodka and staring out the window at the desert landscape (did I ever tell you that I hate driving?) Yeah,...
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We took the scenic route, stopping in Sedona for a beautiful breakfast.
We flipped a coin to determine who would drive, I won. So I had the pleasure of riding shotgun, sipping papaya and vodka and staring out the window at the desert landscape (did I ever tell you that I hate driving?) Yeah,...
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"The If 4 were 5 Blues"
When I was 21, I came into possession of my birth cerificate. Up until that point, I wasn't trusted to hold onto the thing. Which makes a funny kind of sense, because I now have no idea where it is. Anyway, I found out that I'd been misspelling my own damn name my enitire life. Imagine that. Wacky....
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When I was 21, I came into possession of my birth cerificate. Up until that point, I wasn't trusted to hold onto the thing. Which makes a funny kind of sense, because I now have no idea where it is. Anyway, I found out that I'd been misspelling my own damn name my enitire life. Imagine that. Wacky....
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guitargeek:
Dude! You're a cat!
jonnytrrrash7:
now that's a life of leisure i can only dream about!
ps thanks for the testimonial.
ps thanks for the testimonial.
mrginger:
Maybe you're hosting an alien parasite with plans for world domination and every time you fly it gives the mothership an ideal opportunity to beam a strong stream of messages and mission details to their agent inside you. Maybe it was sleeping too.
Flying back to Arizona tomorrow night.
There'll be stops in Houston and New Orleans which sucks because it adds at least two hours to the trip. I'm considering what my options might be to make the ordeal more tolerable. I've got a couple of klonopin, which is something I've never taken before, I guess it knocks your ass out. I can't get away with smoking...
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There'll be stops in Houston and New Orleans which sucks because it adds at least two hours to the trip. I'm considering what my options might be to make the ordeal more tolerable. I've got a couple of klonopin, which is something I've never taken before, I guess it knocks your ass out. I can't get away with smoking...
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gory:
AGREED!
(Man its been too long, m'fiend!)
Sick, Cruel Loathing for all!
(and Slimy Smooches for you! :kiss
S
(Man its been too long, m'fiend!)
Sick, Cruel Loathing for all!
(and Slimy Smooches for you! :kiss
S
scheisskopf:
Yeah, I have to agree with you there, also.
I would have mixed feelings, myself.
I would have mixed feelings, myself.
scheisskopf:
Kraft or Annie's?
gilby:
It's true that higher quality booze is less likely to cause hangovers, because cheap booze has more impurities.
"An Alien Stole My Whisky Blues"
Dads' wife fixed me up with one of her friends last night. We went "out ".
She was quite easy on the eyes; lean, casually sensual, a firm handshake. She was a little bit quarrelsome and possessing of a take-charge attitude no doubt left over from her former career as a nurse in the Philippines.
That she wasn't into...
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Dads' wife fixed me up with one of her friends last night. We went "out ".
She was quite easy on the eyes; lean, casually sensual, a firm handshake. She was a little bit quarrelsome and possessing of a take-charge attitude no doubt left over from her former career as a nurse in the Philippines.
That she wasn't into...
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scheisskopf:
Though a bit creepy, sober and wholesome encounters such as this can provide a very temporary feeling of innocence. The evening almost sounds oddly pleasant, until you get to the Catholic mass part. I'm quite sure that's what did you in, regardless of the differences in your respective makeups.
I was thinking yesterday, why is it again that outsiders are not so welcome in Skull Valley?
I was thinking yesterday, why is it again that outsiders are not so welcome in Skull Valley?