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An emotionally neutral buoyancy.

This is what it's like to feel "normal".

Whenever someone asks me a question, I spazz. I think about it first, thinking ahead three or four moves like in a chess match , then I reply with some shit that only makes sense in this future scenario. I give a nonsensical answer.

What the fuck.

I wonder if this is what...
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An unforeseen turn of events put me at the late showing of Sweeney Todd on Christmas Eve with my cousin J. It was at once a very sober and bizarre night.

Many strange people turned up, which was not unexpected. Some of those strange people walked out; musicals require some measure of commitment, I guess.

It was OK.

We went to Denny's afterward, nothing else...
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waldo_jeffers:
smile smile smile Happy New Year smile smile smile
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Went all the way to Scottsdale to see Juno with my cousin J.

Before the flick, we cruised around looking for someplace to eat. Scottsdale, in case you've never heard of it, is infamous as the uptight, fill-in-the-blank-o-phobic, white bread, uppity rich people capitol of Arizona. So it was a total fluke that we happened upon an authentic taco stand, teeming with actual Mexicans. A...
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scheisskopf:
Called the Camelview, no doubt, because of it's proximity to the mountain that looks like a camel. While visiting last time, I was taken by friends to a yuppie Piz Gloria nestled somewhere in the middle of the camel's humps or something.


Alice Cooper has ALWAYS looked old.

The next big hit: "Eighty-One"


Cheers.
koriana:
How was the movie? I'm trying to convince my husband to take us to an Atlanta showing.
I'm a Alice Cooper fan so I would have died. That's pretty cool that he actually queues. Most celebrities think they are above that.
Skeksis is a little harsh isn't it. Maybe walking corpse? smile
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The waiting room was uncomfortable.

Although there was a bold yellow sign on the wall prohibiting it, a fat, white, good ol' boy chattered away arrogantly on his cell; never trust a contractor to follow the rules.

People eyed each other blankly. A few of the women whispered softly to each other; pointless, we were all sitting in such close proximity to one another you...
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jonnytrrrash7:
themed bloodletting rooms? i wanna have my blood taken there!
scheisskopf:
I hate needles too. Even this brief anectdote is sending chills up my spine.


But you didn't get a phone number?


But Paris at night? The boudior? Where is this place?
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::"... pothead..."::

... the cashier, a thin guy, 40-ish, seedy-looking; looking down to avoid looking at me, and muttering softly. Frankly, he resembled any number of drug dealers I visited back then on a regular basis. But here he was, the one cashier in a second-rate grocery store, willing to drag himself from whatever the hell it was he'd rather be doing, to...
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I have become addicted to working out at the gym.

The whole day revolves around my exercise program.

In an hour or so, I'm going to read what I just typed, and it's going to seem so wildly un-characteristic of me I'll feel like I'm reading someone else's page. I was 214 lbs.when I started, and now I'm 180. My goal is 160.

My face...
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Relapse!

Insomnia has checked in.

I've had about six hours sleep in the last three days.

The upside is that the desert is speaking to me again.
scheisskopf:
The ol' insomnia. A sneaky little bastard for sure.
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Hey Hey!

I went to the doctor and the doctor said...

I'm a carrier, for this : Hemochromatosis

I am a mutant.
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My Dad has decided to move here from Fort Lauderdale and open a store in Chandler. Apparently, he heard there were Filipinos there, the market demographic. After he sets it up, he wants me to run it, and also manage the website.

I haven't had a real job since 2003.

Dad also advised me to get a passport, so he can send me out...
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jonnytrrrash7:
so this is good news, right?

i didn't realize you were Filipino, i am as well!
priapos:
I have spent more time with my parents over the last few years, and enjoyed their company as an adult for the first time. I think Mom has given up on grandchildren; Dad doesn't reveal much about that.
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In ancient Rome, people believed phallic charms and ornaments could ward off the evil eye.

These charms were called fascinum, from the verb fascinare.

Now you know where the word "fascinate" comes from : magic penis versus evil eye.
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scheisskopf:
Fascinating.
guitargeek:
When I was 31 I was dating an 18 year old girl. If that wasn't freakish enough, I'm 6'4", she's 4'11".

So I was fucking her doggy style one evening, and she told me she wanted me to pull out and come on her back, so she could see it. I did so, but some of my jizz splattered into her eye. She jumped out of bed and ran for the bathroom to wash the spunk out of her eye, screaming about conjunctivitis...

So that's how that actually works.