It was fun, sort of.
In retrospect I could have been less of an asshole
( although the folks I've crossed are not likely to read this - I apologize to you)
I tried to be social, really, I did. For about fifteen whole minutes.
I tried to be a friend (or as close to a quasi pseudo semi-friend as you can be in a setting such as this) and ...
I could have tried harder.
I guess it turns out that it wasn't you, SG. It was me.
Farewell.
Your pal,
ApostropheNow