ApostropheNow in... "A fireside chat with ApostropheNow"
I'm not gonna say I never lied to you, SG land.
And I'm not lie-ing when I tell you I'm mostly okay with becoming an old man.
Through some cruel and bizarre anomaly of nature I appear younger than my age (being short as shit might have something to do with it) - the pisser is that teens are immune to this illusion, in addition to this they never take my threats of bodily harm seriously. But don't get me wrong, I got nothing against young people. Well, the ones who think they're too cool for school can be especially annoying sometimes.
On a not completely unrelated side-note: there are no laws to prohibit a person from toting a chainsaw everywhere. I took a chainsaw to Wendy's once, no one said a thing. I took a chainsaw to Starbucks and I received several job offers, which was unexpected but not unpleasant. I would never actually attack a young person with a portable mechanical saw, the sight of blood makes me feel puke-y.
BTW, I think the 2nd Amendment is nifty - however, folks who collect guns just plain weird me out. Sorry.
Now's the time where I impart unsolicited advice upon you, whom I presume is young.
Follow your dream. Even if it's stupid and futile.
I'm not gonna say I never lied to you, SG land.
And I'm not lie-ing when I tell you I'm mostly okay with becoming an old man.
Through some cruel and bizarre anomaly of nature I appear younger than my age (being short as shit might have something to do with it) - the pisser is that teens are immune to this illusion, in addition to this they never take my threats of bodily harm seriously. But don't get me wrong, I got nothing against young people. Well, the ones who think they're too cool for school can be especially annoying sometimes.
On a not completely unrelated side-note: there are no laws to prohibit a person from toting a chainsaw everywhere. I took a chainsaw to Wendy's once, no one said a thing. I took a chainsaw to Starbucks and I received several job offers, which was unexpected but not unpleasant. I would never actually attack a young person with a portable mechanical saw, the sight of blood makes me feel puke-y.
BTW, I think the 2nd Amendment is nifty - however, folks who collect guns just plain weird me out. Sorry.
Now's the time where I impart unsolicited advice upon you, whom I presume is young.
Follow your dream. Even if it's stupid and futile.
anti_:
Dude, we SO need to go get a coffee together.