apostrophenow

I was considering shortening my user name to "Apostrophe" next year. Y'see I've been dabbling with numerology and I thought maybe, just maybe, this would bring me better luck on this here site. 'Cause frankly, almost everything I get involved with turns to shit. But no, I can't do it 'cause someone else is using the name "Apostrophe". At first I was kinda pissed. How dare this person claim "Apostrophe"- I'm fucking Apostrophe!! Then I slept on it. Drank some alcohol. I went over to my friend's house and made him smoke some of his 100 bucks-a-1/4 oz.-marijuana with me. Then I slept on it some more. Finally, I accepted it. I can't change. Any other name I come up with would probably be just as stupid. Numerology is stupid, too. So then I tried to find this person who claims "Apostrophe". I figure - hey, maybe they're a fellow Zappateer. Maybe this person would accept a friend request for the sheer novelty of it.

Well, now I can't find the motherfucker. No member named "Apostrophe" exists.

Damn you SG, you've foiled me again.

Or, this is some kind of sign...