I slipped and had two shots of tequila and a beer at a birthday party last night. It seemed like the sociable thing to do and it endeared me to my hosts. I now have an open invitation to dinner and this guy wants me to take out his 20 year old niece, who looks like a supermodel if her photo is anything to go by. My spanish isn't very good, but from what I understood, she needs a visa to stay in the states. I'm told she sings and plays the accordion. Hm, maybe we could put together a band, or a comedy act. Clean livin' opens doors.
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