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Phoenix

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Wednesday Jan 16, 2008

Jan 16, 2008
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It's a strange day indeed when you find yourself discussing porn movie dialog and sharing Clamato with the deputy who's dropped by to serve you a subpoena. I'm guessing they normally don't do that, but this guy was a real freak and I'm a difficult person to find (and an agreeable host if you do)...

My favorite scene goes something like this...


GIRL #1 (With heavy French accent) :
"You like... to be dominated?"
(Slowly and with graceful flair, proceeds to insert index finger into mouth and suck)

GIRL #2 (Deadpan expression) :
"Yes... No... I don't know."
(Looks at floor in confusion, shakes head "No", mouths "I don't know" inaudibly)


Yeah, I know. Ridiculous isn't it? Kudos, if you recognize that scene.

About that subpoena, I'm not the one in trouble. But, I'll probably have to go to Phoenix.

And the Clamato, I offer it to uninvited visitors as a sort of test. Those who are disgusted by it usually recuse themselves from further interaction with me, pick up and leave. One out of four persons accept and they usually turn out out to be mildly engaging company. I personally don't care for Clamato (however, Coatimundi love the stuff formed into popsicles).













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