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Thursday Aug 02, 2007

Aug 2, 2007
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Ohhh shit. I need a vacation from myself.

A well air-conditioned padded cell would suffice. They could look after me with a watering pail, like a geranium.

The later it gets, the more paranoid and defensive I become. By 3AM I'm ready to bust a cap in someone.

A valuable luxury of living in the middle of nowhere is that I can step outside and freak out. There's nothing quite like running into the bush and screaming like a mimi. But tonight this brings me little solace. If only I had some neighbors to annoy...

My cousin J brought a bunch of electronic odds'n'ends over to barter today.

He said I could use it to build a robot to keep me company. That would be a lot of work for something i'd probably have to destroy when it becomes sentient and starts telling me... I don't know what.

I shall construct the Sex-bomb.





scheisskopf:
Middle of nowhere?

I thought you moved to Florida.


robot
Aug 3, 2007

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