So, I took a trip to the city today. I partook of the waiting room game, the "smell my hand" challenge, the decrepitude pageant, and the somewhat anti-climactic CT Scan Sack Race.
You meet the most boring people in the hospital.
Well, that's a bit harsh. You meet the sickest people in the hospital. And... you must be certain not to enliven the sad, restless miasma, because no one likes a wiseguy. Also, everyone in the hospital has a story to tell, but don't be that guy. No one wants to hear your troubles. I mean, I'd prob'ly listen. But I'm weird like that.
However, if you happen to be bleeding profusely when you walk in, look at this opportunity like you're the Johnny Appleseed of comedy. In fact, if you introduce yourself using that title you're sure to get swifter service.
You meet the most boring people in the hospital.
Well, that's a bit harsh. You meet the sickest people in the hospital. And... you must be certain not to enliven the sad, restless miasma, because no one likes a wiseguy. Also, everyone in the hospital has a story to tell, but don't be that guy. No one wants to hear your troubles. I mean, I'd prob'ly listen. But I'm weird like that.
However, if you happen to be bleeding profusely when you walk in, look at this opportunity like you're the Johnny Appleseed of comedy. In fact, if you introduce yourself using that title you're sure to get swifter service.