My Aunt called me up this morning and invited me out to lunch, I never turn down a free meal-
so I agreed.
And wouldn't y'know it, I was bamboozled into getting the Flu Shot.
It was free and it was painless but now I'm totally paranoid that the government has somehow noodled with my DNA under the guise of keeping the public healthy. Too many damn X Files!
On the paperwork you fill out, they give you a choice of which arm the shot is administered to,
I put an "X" in the box for "Left Bicep"... but Noooo!
The nurse asked me "which arm?"
I said "left"
She said "why?"
I said "just because"
She said "No. The right arm."
I said "OK. The right arm, then,"
The bitch used mind control on me!
I didn't even think about debating until later.
I was so distraught over not having putting up a fight, a piece of General Tso's chicken went in the wrong pipe and I ended up expelling it out of my left nostril. Bastards!.
If they give you a choice, they should give you your choice! Very, very suspicious...
When I got home, I looked it up on the 'net and it turns out I'm the perfect candidate to get this thing. Either that, or the juice is already starting to effect my judgement. I'm not real happy, but I'll go with it.
zgrat:
mmmmmm... orange chicken.... 