I was walkin' down the street and this guy coasts up on a shabby ten speed, I tried to change my direction but the fool intercepted me. He pulls a tattered fan-belt out of his pocket and goes "Do you have any money you can give me? My car just broke down and I can't get home."
Give me a friggin break.
I stuck my hand in my pocket and touched my switchblade with the tips of my fingers... hmm, no one looking our way. I was actually tempted to roll this guy.
"Sorry, dude. I'm strapped for cash."
He gave me a dirty look, like I was lying (I was).
He turned his bike around and rode off into the dark. I walked home.

Give me a friggin break.
I stuck my hand in my pocket and touched my switchblade with the tips of my fingers... hmm, no one looking our way. I was actually tempted to roll this guy.
"Sorry, dude. I'm strapped for cash."
He gave me a dirty look, like I was lying (I was).
He turned his bike around and rode off into the dark. I walked home.
