I don't think you even know what a joke is. I've always known you were unbearably arrogant. It was easy to see that you would rather act spooky than try to hold down an intelligent conversation. It's painfully obviouse that your ego cannot withstand even the most lighthearted of teasing. I used to think you were sort of fun. Now I'm starting to think you're just sort of an ass.
Sir, your brain is but skin deep.