(cue groovy background music)

I have this ridiculous fantasy of getting it on with my counselor.
The fun part would be trying to say shit like
"feel my angst, bitch... experience my free-floating dread!" with a straight face.

The most troublesome thing I have been accused of is not having any ambition.
I have faced my demons and fears alone, wearing only my underwear for armour.

If I were a badass I'd say I needed new demons and fears.
The best I can do is shake hands with my demons and fears and walk away.

Which reminds me, I should buy some new underwear.
The Tao of it all is going too hard.


I have this ridiculous fantasy of getting it on with my counselor.
The fun part would be trying to say shit like
"feel my angst, bitch... experience my free-floating dread!" with a straight face.

The most troublesome thing I have been accused of is not having any ambition.
I have faced my demons and fears alone, wearing only my underwear for armour.

If I were a badass I'd say I needed new demons and fears.
The best I can do is shake hands with my demons and fears and walk away.

Which reminds me, I should buy some new underwear.
The Tao of it all is going too hard.

i need new underwear too, thanks for reminding me!
You need some metaphysical maalox, my friend.