Almost as awesome dead as alive; the head of Derobrachus geminatus.
Although quite dessicated and harmless, I couldn't handle it with my barehands. These things give me the hinky jinkies. What I find particularly off-putting is that they'll turn to face you if you try to sneek up on them. They're aware of your encroachment and will take a flying leap on you instead of running away.
Dream is destiny.
Let me eat that damn thing!!!