Without further ado, it's...
ApostropheNow's Tips For Healthy Living!
1) Invent your own health drink.
Not everyone has the time to invent stuff, that is why not everyone is an inventor. However, if you have 15 minutes to waste, you too can blaze your own trail to some kind of semblance of physical fitness. Not that a mere beverage is the answer to better health, mind you. But experimentation with the various contents of your fridge can yield startling (and sometimes alarming) results. A good rule of thumb: if it turns out green, it's gotta be good for you... Yes, dare to see beyond the event horizon of common sense, just don't sue me.
"My God, It's full of stars...!"
2) Be sure to follow your Doctor recommended medication regimen.
Did you know there's a pill for everything? And did you know when you take a dozen or so of them over a 24 hour period you start to feel a little strange? When you peak, that's a good time to stagger into the kitchen and push your luck with chemistry. And... oh yeah -you really don't need to take more than one kind of pain killer at any given time, that stuff ain't cheap. And if you're taking pills for the hell of it, what the fuck's wrong with you? You disgust me, get out of my room!
3) Don't fret over your scars.
I don't remember if I read it in a book, heard it in a movie, or if some drunken vagrant shouted it at me the last time I rode the bus: but it is said that when a person
returns from the land of the dead, their powers are increased three, sometimes four times. I don't know what that has to do with anything. I just took my medication. Here's another odd scar-related fact: the Huns used to purposely scar the faces of their children at birth, usually with long ragged slashes on the cheeks. It was intended to make everyone equal and negate the possibility of anyone being favored for their beauty.
'Til next time, send me your money!
AN
ApostropheNow's Tips For Healthy Living!
1) Invent your own health drink.
Not everyone has the time to invent stuff, that is why not everyone is an inventor. However, if you have 15 minutes to waste, you too can blaze your own trail to some kind of semblance of physical fitness. Not that a mere beverage is the answer to better health, mind you. But experimentation with the various contents of your fridge can yield startling (and sometimes alarming) results. A good rule of thumb: if it turns out green, it's gotta be good for you... Yes, dare to see beyond the event horizon of common sense, just don't sue me.
"My God, It's full of stars...!"
2) Be sure to follow your Doctor recommended medication regimen.
Did you know there's a pill for everything? And did you know when you take a dozen or so of them over a 24 hour period you start to feel a little strange? When you peak, that's a good time to stagger into the kitchen and push your luck with chemistry. And... oh yeah -you really don't need to take more than one kind of pain killer at any given time, that stuff ain't cheap. And if you're taking pills for the hell of it, what the fuck's wrong with you? You disgust me, get out of my room!
3) Don't fret over your scars.
I don't remember if I read it in a book, heard it in a movie, or if some drunken vagrant shouted it at me the last time I rode the bus: but it is said that when a person
returns from the land of the dead, their powers are increased three, sometimes four times. I don't know what that has to do with anything. I just took my medication. Here's another odd scar-related fact: the Huns used to purposely scar the faces of their children at birth, usually with long ragged slashes on the cheeks. It was intended to make everyone equal and negate the possibility of anyone being favored for their beauty.
'Til next time, send me your money!
AN
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It's uncanny.
(Jesus, Lord that sounded creepy....)