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aponia

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Sunday Jul 08, 2007

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So I'm sitting at the bar.

(no lie..ALL of my stories start that way)

And two young men come up behind me to order a drink. They don't look horribly young, but are carded anyway. One gentleman immediately says "I was born in 86, I can drink!"

I think my insides died a tiny bit.

Seriously...when did I become 10 years older then the drinking age????

Sigh...

I think I'm going to go crawl in a hole and die.

Or something else that sounds old and dramatic.

"damn those kids today!" (shaking fist)



on a total sidenote....this is the best Etsy listing ever!
That poor dog
VIEW 5 of 5 COMMENTS
lielock:
yes but at least you don't look 10 years older.
Jul 9, 2007
jena:
Oh I understand...I covered a shift at this local dive bar (it was a horror) and thought I would shit when I found out I was a decade older than the cretan I was covering for. It was kind of scary b/c she was so gross and obviously in trouble with alcohol & drugs...oh how wiser are the older. Well in that case at least. Oh and better looking but duh.

Retorts to your quiz answers!

1. The Croc Hunter actually died on my birthday, how do you think I felt!? It was the topic of conversation at my little family party last year. frown

2. Hey, of course I was born in the year of Sanrio as well! How I miss the Twin Stars! They were one of my most favorites too.

3. When is the final SIren? Or at least I heard it's the last. I am not a fan of festival shows. Last Siren I went to I spent all of my time doing the boardwalk. smile

I'm trying to boycott my dad too who is, well, a dick. As well. When my job laid me off, I asked him to drive me home from work b/c I obviously couldn't get my usual monthly train pass. Well now I am un-laid, and back on at only 2 days buttt...this means I can cheerfully tell him to stick it, so I don't need to deal with his sour b.s. anymore. Neither of us is lucky. blackeyed



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