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Saturday Sep 13, 2008

Sep 13, 2008
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i need a job do badly. its so hard to find one in santa cruz and i was about fed up so i finally sat down and re wrote my resume' i gave it out today in a last ditch effort to get a real job before i start selling my shit on craigslist. here is my new and improved resume. tell me what you think!

Mission:
I will work any hours, any days don't care! I have a lot of energy and I need something to do with it . Want me to get you a bagel? I don't mind, I'll toast it. Do you need your whole inventory re-organized? I can do that, ill make it alphabetical and color coded. I don't care I like to do that stuff.


Skills:
I can spell and read, I have some fighting and negotiating skills, I can cook , clean , wear costumes, bike really fast you name it ill do it! I will learn!



training
I was a bike messenger for three years which means I'm really fast and have a cool bike (I will let you ride it!). I have also worked as a chef, costumed house cleaner, nude art model, nanny, blueberry picker, annoying telemarketer, street performer, spy ( technically I just own a pair of binoculars ) and most recently house wife (best job ever!). You see I have a wide array of skills that you could have access to! It is in YOUR best interest to hire me.


Relevant (or not so relevant) hobbies
My hobbies include:
Reading comics: kickass, alias, walking dead, dmz, secret invasion, y the last man, invincible, I love them all!
Riding my bike: I currently ride a Fuji track se it's a 43 cm, yes 43 cm! I am very short.
Listening to music: current favorites are: dead meadow, danger mouse, apocalptica and wolves of the throne room
Sewing and crafting: I make post apocalypse gear: leather and fur and wool clothes and accessories.
VIEW 3 of 3 COMMENTS
_max:
oh nooo ! it cant be the that hard to find work there ??? im crapping myself about finding work.
Sep 13, 2008
m0ngrel:
good luck with your search
if my company were hiring i'd pick ya up
having another survivalist in the group couldn't hurt
cool pic
Sep 15, 2008

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