well, last night was pretty humorous.
i had to flog a Kona Focus ZX3. not too shabby of a car. even though its a ford. its got the check engine light on. 2000 car with a check engine light on. so i ran few laps in the canyons and a quick stint on the 118.
light came back on. then i decided to actually look under the hood to see the prob. someone had disconnected some vacuum lines.
then went on to dinner with tomas. he was complaining about how women drive. stereotyping and all that buisness.
me - look man, youre not gonna get any pussy talkin shit about women
tom - well, you dont have a pussy so it doesnt matter
me - so youd fuck me then?
tom - i, uh, no, um, fuck. no.
me- -uh huh, you know you want me biatch.
score one for me twisitng things around.
i have work tonight. one of my midnight madness shop days.
i had to flog a Kona Focus ZX3. not too shabby of a car. even though its a ford. its got the check engine light on. 2000 car with a check engine light on. so i ran few laps in the canyons and a quick stint on the 118.
light came back on. then i decided to actually look under the hood to see the prob. someone had disconnected some vacuum lines.
then went on to dinner with tomas. he was complaining about how women drive. stereotyping and all that buisness.
me - look man, youre not gonna get any pussy talkin shit about women
tom - well, you dont have a pussy so it doesnt matter
me - so youd fuck me then?
tom - i, uh, no, um, fuck. no.
me- -uh huh, you know you want me biatch.
score one for me twisitng things around.
i have work tonight. one of my midnight madness shop days.
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sebsis:
He is a good friend to you, and he prolly feels uncomfortable with those feelings, so let him down easy, OK?
funktion:
nice one 