last night was interesting. first off,
RIP
Ninja Ponder. 1993-2004.
my buddy morgans german sheperd, she was put to sleep last night because she was in too much pain.
alright, moving along. i went to his house last night, and brought some donuts courtesy of charlie. free donuts always cheer people up. so we hung out, and tried to figure somethin to do and we came up with nothing, then i decided to go offroading, but i was low on gas. so i went to the gas station, neither of my cards worked. ok so we sat around, then went to the castle to play mini golf. ok so the golf clubs they stashed werent there anymore. damn. so we went to the galleria and there was nothing to do there. so off to go home. then decided to cruise down sunset and watch all the fine women walk around. that was real nice.
had this crazy ass dream before i wrote this. some kind of party or kickback or something. and some of my SG friends were there and some of the SG's too (Evil, Voltaire, Lillith). so we are all chillin out and eating then i take off to get some beer, and liquor. i come back and the girls are in the room smokin out. so i grab my bong and im out in the backyard takin hits from the bong. and having a good ol time. then i remember some fools from high school comin over that i didnt like too much. particularly this one moron that acted like he was pimp. so this jackass gets all on Evil, and she pushes him off. he keeps tryin. again and again she pushes him off. then he starts talkin shit, like really obscene offensive shit. so i take him out back and im like dude, you need to leave. and he tells me to fuck off, this and that, that hes gonna whoop my ass. and im thinkin, this fool? whoop my ass? id like to see him try. so i tell him you know what, fuck it you can stay. and i shoot him in the face. that was a bit of a blur, cause i didnt know what just happened, and i went back to smokin. good times. weird, yes i know.
RIP
Ninja Ponder. 1993-2004.
my buddy morgans german sheperd, she was put to sleep last night because she was in too much pain.
alright, moving along. i went to his house last night, and brought some donuts courtesy of charlie. free donuts always cheer people up. so we hung out, and tried to figure somethin to do and we came up with nothing, then i decided to go offroading, but i was low on gas. so i went to the gas station, neither of my cards worked. ok so we sat around, then went to the castle to play mini golf. ok so the golf clubs they stashed werent there anymore. damn. so we went to the galleria and there was nothing to do there. so off to go home. then decided to cruise down sunset and watch all the fine women walk around. that was real nice.
had this crazy ass dream before i wrote this. some kind of party or kickback or something. and some of my SG friends were there and some of the SG's too (Evil, Voltaire, Lillith). so we are all chillin out and eating then i take off to get some beer, and liquor. i come back and the girls are in the room smokin out. so i grab my bong and im out in the backyard takin hits from the bong. and having a good ol time. then i remember some fools from high school comin over that i didnt like too much. particularly this one moron that acted like he was pimp. so this jackass gets all on Evil, and she pushes him off. he keeps tryin. again and again she pushes him off. then he starts talkin shit, like really obscene offensive shit. so i take him out back and im like dude, you need to leave. and he tells me to fuck off, this and that, that hes gonna whoop my ass. and im thinkin, this fool? whoop my ass? id like to see him try. so i tell him you know what, fuck it you can stay. and i shoot him in the face. that was a bit of a blur, cause i didnt know what just happened, and i went back to smokin. good times. weird, yes i know.
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Whew - I'm just glad you're not mad.