apex_tiki

my intersting situations. i have another story to tell. its from a few months back. stupid customers.

shit man. so these two huge, i mean HUGE chicks come into the shop. i mean, they have nothing goin for em, they are fat and ugly. i mean really ugly, like pug-fugly man. it was sick. and i had to drive em home. so im like great, theyre gonna ruin the suspension in this car. so they both hop in. and its like bah boom, the car tilts to one side. and im trying to drive em, and the car stalls out on me. in the middle of making a left turn. so great, im like can one of you steer, and one of you help me push. cause im sure one of em has pulled a wagon or two. and they both look at me like im speakin some other language. so its like, i have no time to argue, and i have to end up pushing both lardasses, and the car. the car was a lincoln town car. this thing was huge, it was like a boat man. so im in the scorching heat, pushing this thing, in the middle of traffic. so im thinkin to myself, why am i alone pushing this thing. they are just sitting there vegetating inside. and barely steering. did i mention it was blazing hot? jeezus, so i get back in the car and chek things, and theyre both like, well how do you expect us to get home now? i look at them and i dont say anything. i wanted to back hand both of them. fuckin lardasses.

enjoy.

(update)

prayers to my friend liz. she was in a car accident this mornin, and she is in the hospital. she may be slipping into a coma. if she does she might lose feeling in her legs. not a good sign.