apex_tiki

i find people are getting dumber by the day. sometimes i wonder how they get along in life. and it seems the majority find their way into my shop. wracking their brains trying to describe car problems to me. "it makes this noise." what kind of noise? "like a whirly sound." can you imitate the sound?(this is for my pure enjoyment. i do my diagnostics later. i only ask these questions to make a fool out of you) "wheeeerrriii." ah ok, i have an idea of what that is. sign your name here and i will begin to do the work. good now call your significant other/friend/family member to come get you. cause im not takin your punk ass home. not after what happened last time with the other 2 customers. theres another story to tell with that one.


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edit. motherfucker. bullies are dumb. my cousin just called me. he sounds scared. hes not really a little guy but he dont know how to fight. and hes worried about these dudes that are pushin him around at school. of coure they only do it if they are in a group and not alone. he wants me to go down there and go berserker on em. i dont know if i wanna fight his battles.