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Wednesday Nov 19, 2003

Nov 19, 2003
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you know whats nice. eating at an all you can eat buffet when youre high. mother of god, that shit is great.

-note to self, dont eat alot before carvin the canyons. puke

15 comments today. an all time high. buzzin really nicely right now. shot some pool, there was soccer on the TVs but it seemed like there was a bee next to the mic the whole time. strange. or was it because i was lifted? meh whatever. ive come down. so im gonna sit on my balcony and take care of some business before i knock out. talked to my buddy breanna last night. shes comin home for school in 2 years. whoo hoo. no need for a long entry. ill just end it here. Evil......so pretty......so many jokes......


goin to see irene. EVIL!! jokes are for you down below.

Did you hear about the Polack who was asked if he would like to
become a Jehovah Witness said no because he had not seen the accident!

Did you hear about the two Polacks who were hunting deer and
other wild game in the north woods when they came upon a naked woman
sitting on a stump? One said to her, are you game? She smiled and said
she was; so, the other Polack shot her!

What are three things you can't give to a black man?
Answer: a black eye, a fat lip, and a job

What's yellow and green and eats nuts?
Answer: Gonorrhea

The salesman stopped at a farmhouse one evening to ask for room
and board for the night. The farmer told him there was no vacant room.
"I could let you sleep with my daughter," the farmer said, "if you
promise not to bother her."
The salesman agreed. After a hearty supper, he was led to the room.
He undressed in the dark, slipped into bed, and felt the farmer's
daughter at his side.
The next morning he asked for his bill.
"It'll be just two dollars, since you had to share the bed with my
daughter," the farmer said.
"Your daughter was very cold,." the salesman said.
"Yes, I know," said the farmer. "We're going to bury her today."

The Mother Superior in the convent school was chatting with her
young charges and she asked them what they wanted to be when they grew
up.
A twelve-year-old said, "I want to be a prostitute."
The Mother Superior fainted dead away on the spot. When they
revived her, she raised her head from the ground and gasped, "What---did-
--you---say---?"
The young girl shrugged. "I said I want to be a prostitute."
"A prostitute!" the Mother Superior said, "Oh, praise sweet Jesus!
That's wonderful, dear. And I thought you said you wanted to be a
Protestant."
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franandzooey:
Hey cute stuff. I am going outside now to wash my car. Maybe we can chit chat in a bit. I am such a nervous wreck it ain't even funny!

hehe.
Nov 20, 2003
sebsis:
I been thinking that with the JIC parts, I'll have some loving arms that won't break my heart, just my bank...
Nov 20, 2003

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