Its a pretty day and i smell like barf.
Last night I went to visit my brother and discovered he did not know the existence of the neighborhood skate park. Its all misty and cold and muddy everywhere but we go anyway. I let him take the good bike, and i take the one with no chain. It really only serves one decent purpose and that is only to go down hills but you can sit and push your feet like a special person to go through puddles, there being no peddles and all.
Same night, very interesting experience. My mom goes "Hey have you tried the new blue corn chips?" Im very much intrigued and eat just one. Tastes the same as non-blue corn chips. Not very exciting. BUT WHAT WAS EXCITING is the fact that it triggered me to go blind.
Either 1) blue corn chips are disgustingly inhumane
or
2)im somehow allergic to whatever makes them special and blue. I started to go blind in one eye, and then it moved to the other. All the while my brother is trying to show me pictures about this girl he has a crush on and all i see is fuzzy static and some light and nobody is understanding that all i see is nothingness. Experiencing blindness was somewhat amusing, i wondered if it was going to stay. It didnt.
I stayed up late late reading THE BOOK OF LIES and its much interesting. I smoked a half pack of 'rettes while informing myself on stories like the Enochian angels and arcane perfection and all these new interesting things. Also, how man came to have knowledge of the apocolypse. Theres a heavy metal band name in every sentence. i swear.
SUBHUMANS PLAYING IN TORONTO AT THE REVERB APRIL 20TH i shall bunny hop my way over there with lil fake ears and everything. If you live near me, theres a bus tour going on. message for info. Anybody else going????? 
Last night I went to visit my brother and discovered he did not know the existence of the neighborhood skate park. Its all misty and cold and muddy everywhere but we go anyway. I let him take the good bike, and i take the one with no chain. It really only serves one decent purpose and that is only to go down hills but you can sit and push your feet like a special person to go through puddles, there being no peddles and all.
Same night, very interesting experience. My mom goes "Hey have you tried the new blue corn chips?" Im very much intrigued and eat just one. Tastes the same as non-blue corn chips. Not very exciting. BUT WHAT WAS EXCITING is the fact that it triggered me to go blind.
Either 1) blue corn chips are disgustingly inhumane
or
2)im somehow allergic to whatever makes them special and blue. I started to go blind in one eye, and then it moved to the other. All the while my brother is trying to show me pictures about this girl he has a crush on and all i see is fuzzy static and some light and nobody is understanding that all i see is nothingness. Experiencing blindness was somewhat amusing, i wondered if it was going to stay. It didnt.
I stayed up late late reading THE BOOK OF LIES and its much interesting. I smoked a half pack of 'rettes while informing myself on stories like the Enochian angels and arcane perfection and all these new interesting things. Also, how man came to have knowledge of the apocolypse. Theres a heavy metal band name in every sentence. i swear.
SUBHUMANS PLAYING IN TORONTO AT THE REVERB APRIL 20TH i shall bunny hop my way over there with lil fake ears and everything. If you live near me, theres a bus tour going on. message for info. Anybody else going?????